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The Aux Cord Is A Privilege, Not A Right

by Ali Hin

Irrational Criteria You Look For In A Potential Little

by crazygirlfriend

43 Things You Thought You Outgrew, But Continue To Do Because You’re In A Sorority

by Kellie Stritz

21 Effortless Rejection Lines

by Blackout_B

I Finally Achieved Mermaid Hair But I’m Still Not Pretty

by Blue-eyed-blondie

9 Beauty Standards You Will Never Achieve Unless You Are An Actual Deer

by Ali Hin

6 Guys Who Didn’t Grab Me By The Pussy Even Though I Kind Of Wanted Them To

by Veronica Ruckh

My Mom Found My Twitter And I Think I Have To Flee The Country

by Blackout_B

I’ve Given Up Trying To Be Sexy For Halloween

by Blue-eyed-blondie

Here’s An Alternative To Hard Alcohol That Your Standards Chair Won’t Hate

by Snow White