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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 12: McSugar Tits

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Eh, probably still too soon for a quality Ferguson joke.

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Well played, girlfriend.

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I chuckled.

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That doesn’t sound fun for either of us.

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But wait, do you seriously not know what your appendix does?

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I would absolutely date this man.

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Who says chivalry is dead?

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Not even a little bit.

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I will not.

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So that’s what it means when a guy pokes you.

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Shame on you, you friggin’ creep.

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This kid is going places, and I mean that.

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No, Winston. That is not how the game works.

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I speak on behalf of the female population when I say this: fuck you, Randy.

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Imma pass.

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“McSugar Tits.” I like that. A lot.

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Points for creativity, but that’s a tough mental image to shake.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, and Part 11.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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