Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at blue.eyed.blondie.tsm@gmail.com
EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.
I want a tv show where nick and Raquel have to compete for Corrine’s love but in the most wtf ways. Like I want nick have to pick the most expensive shoes from a pile on an insanely dangerous obstacle course and then the next challenge be Raquel making her a noodle necklace
I feel like I need Corrine to win just to keep my sanity. I love her so much. I would have LOVED to see her be the next bachelorette, that girl would be all of as little freshmen frat rats, but obviously that’s not going to happen. Besides, nick deserves nothing short of crazy by signing up to be a bachelor at all, let alone MULTIPLE TIMES.
I was a little self conscious and he said “don’t be so hard on yourself” and I was like “but you’re being HARD ON me” lol get it. Like a boner. Yeah, it wasn’t funny then either. He didn’t laugh, just awkward silence
Find your chill. Lindsey Lohan isn’t weird or off balance for wearing a hijab, she’s weird because she’s Lindsey fucking Ho-han. If she’s joining a new religion to get guidance obviously good for her, but it’s not like she has an extensive history of making smart and informed decisions.
I was hardcore day drinking. The last thing I remember I was trying to shotgun that gross four loko. I THANK GOD do not remember, but my friends told me about it the next day and I wanted to die. He’s actually REALLY awesome so I just like started to be like “wow you look like so dad today” trying to pass it off as nonsexual. No dice. He totally knows. But I haven’t been fired so either he doesn’t care or I’m getting a sugar daddy so I’m good with it.
I’m all for being happy for them being happy, but I 100% agree with recruitmentchair. Loving Disney like this is more than likely a phase. Just like I had an emo phase and swore that was who I ~really~ was, all those pictures are burned coz surprise, surprise that shit was embarrassing.
This is something that you’re going to want to keep forever, and not having the foresight to have a proposal picture that you’re not going to feel even a teensy bit embarrassed about means you’re immature.
UPDATE**** I bought a Kermit the Frog onesie. None of my friends joined me in my plan to be an old meme, but I’m weirdly excited…? I’m looking forward to writing the inevitable “girl dresses up in men’s frog onesie, shockingly not found attractive”
Okay here’s the thing. I wrote one extremely sarcastic article about washing your vag after TFM did a serious “you need to wash your vag.” If you didn’t get it/didn’t think it’s funny that’s totally fine. I’m really not that funny. Rag on me all you want.
Except for one thing, I recognize your username. You’re on this site a lot. So you should have the sense to realize that right now a little difficult for everyone. ESPECIALLY for certain people. So have your opinion about me, my articles, whatever. But seriously? You’re really going to rag on Grandex? Right now?
If you don’t like my writing than don’t read it and move on or tweet/email me how much you hate me. BUT have some respect for the people who were affected more than me.
I want a tv show where nick and Raquel have to compete for Corrine’s love but in the most wtf ways. Like I want nick have to pick the most expensive shoes from a pile on an insanely dangerous obstacle course and then the next challenge be Raquel making her a noodle necklace
I feel like I need Corrine to win just to keep my sanity. I love her so much. I would have LOVED to see her be the next bachelorette, that girl would be all of as little freshmen frat rats, but obviously that’s not going to happen. Besides, nick deserves nothing short of crazy by signing up to be a bachelor at all, let alone MULTIPLE TIMES.
I was a little self conscious and he said “don’t be so hard on yourself” and I was like “but you’re being HARD ON me” lol get it. Like a boner. Yeah, it wasn’t funny then either. He didn’t laugh, just awkward silence
“I thought getting showered with super likes was normal” oh did you? Did you really? Ugh
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone as much as I hate this girl
Doesn’t this kind of ruin the point of a beauty blender? If I’m paying $22 for a sponge I’m not going to take away it’s only ability to be a sponge.
Your profile pic is so fire omg
From now on, every time I friend zone a boy I’m giving him a piece of decor with zero context.
Tbh, I think they’re being a tad over dramatic
Find your chill. Lindsey Lohan isn’t weird or off balance for wearing a hijab, she’s weird because she’s Lindsey fucking Ho-han. If she’s joining a new religion to get guidance obviously good for her, but it’s not like she has an extensive history of making smart and informed decisions.
I was hardcore day drinking. The last thing I remember I was trying to shotgun that gross four loko. I THANK GOD do not remember, but my friends told me about it the next day and I wanted to die. He’s actually REALLY awesome so I just like started to be like “wow you look like so dad today” trying to pass it off as nonsexual. No dice. He totally knows. But I haven’t been fired so either he doesn’t care or I’m getting a sugar daddy so I’m good with it.
“All he can do is pray” um, no? He can actually step the fuck up and be a decent person.
I’m all for being happy for them being happy, but I 100% agree with recruitmentchair. Loving Disney like this is more than likely a phase. Just like I had an emo phase and swore that was who I ~really~ was, all those pictures are burned coz surprise, surprise that shit was embarrassing.
This is something that you’re going to want to keep forever, and not having the foresight to have a proposal picture that you’re not going to feel even a teensy bit embarrassed about means you’re immature.
But it’s so much fun
UPDATE**** I bought a Kermit the Frog onesie. None of my friends joined me in my plan to be an old meme, but I’m weirdly excited…? I’m looking forward to writing the inevitable “girl dresses up in men’s frog onesie, shockingly not found attractive”
Thanks ladies<3 I love TSM and I'm sticking around for as long as they will let me.
Okay here’s the thing. I wrote one extremely sarcastic article about washing your vag after TFM did a serious “you need to wash your vag.” If you didn’t get it/didn’t think it’s funny that’s totally fine. I’m really not that funny. Rag on me all you want.
Except for one thing, I recognize your username. You’re on this site a lot. So you should have the sense to realize that right now a little difficult for everyone. ESPECIALLY for certain people. So have your opinion about me, my articles, whatever. But seriously? You’re really going to rag on Grandex? Right now?
If you don’t like my writing than don’t read it and move on or tweet/email me how much you hate me. BUT have some respect for the people who were affected more than me.
Go to TFM, it’s linked in the podcast article
Still not over my Regester crush tbh
“Hey Dorn, you up?”