Babe, stop lying to yourself. From your love of blow jobs, to doggy style, and everything in between, I know you would be all about a threesome. You would be muff-munching in no time while you get porked up your pooper. So… got a friend in mind?
I would save the butt stuff for after I took you out to a nice seafood dinner and drinks at Red Lobster. What I’m saying here is, I’m a gentleman and would love to become friends with what you sit on each day.
Subtlety sneaking three-fifths into the first sentence is a great way to signal to employers that they don’t have to compromise on you as a diversity hire.
A Guy Who Likes You: Politely requests butt stuff after taking you to a nice seafood dinner and offering his face as your chair.
A Guy Who Likes Sleeping With You: Politely requests butt stuff because butt stuff.
Moral of the story, every guy likes butt stuff and you should offer butt stuff.
And this is why TSM can’t be trusted with forums. Have a sense of humor. I’m sure you have a tattoo somewhere unmentionable that you got in Panama City, so cool your jets.
A blowjob is just the beginning of my expectations. If you want me to lick your roll of rusty nickels (yes girls, that’s the taste), then I’m expecting a hearty rusty trombone. That’s my price of entry – take it or leave it.
Babe, stop lying to yourself. From your love of blow jobs, to doggy style, and everything in between, I know you would be all about a threesome. You would be muff-munching in no time while you get porked up your pooper. So… got a friend in mind?
I would save the butt stuff for after I took you out to a nice seafood dinner and drinks at Red Lobster. What I’m saying here is, I’m a gentleman and would love to become friends with what you sit on each day.
Lucky Jo,
I promise I’ll “try” to get you off before I finish. Hell, you’re a post-grad by this point so that’s a pretty damn good offer.
At least I’m still alive on here. Fucking censorship…
At least I’m not balled here. YeahOkayWhat, I would love to take you out to a nice seafood dinner AND call you again.
Subtlety sneaking three-fifths into the first sentence is a great way to signal to employers that they don’t have to compromise on you as a diversity hire.
A Guy Who Likes You: Politely requests butt stuff after taking you to a nice seafood dinner and offering his face as your chair.
A Guy Who Likes Sleeping With You: Politely requests butt stuff because butt stuff.
Moral of the story, every guy likes butt stuff and you should offer butt stuff.
17. Propose a three way.
And this is why TSM can’t be trusted with forums. Have a sense of humor. I’m sure you have a tattoo somewhere unmentionable that you got in Panama City, so cool your jets.
49. For always offering his face as your chair.
Having most of these apply to you but still having her and her parents think you’re the perfect gentleman. TFM.
A blowjob is just the beginning of my expectations. If you want me to lick your roll of rusty nickels (yes girls, that’s the taste), then I’m expecting a hearty rusty trombone. That’s my price of entry – take it or leave it.
All of this sarcasm and the fact that he is an NYU student makes me want to haze the shit out of this kid. That tone will change real fast.