You could be showering four times per day, sure, but if you’ve lowered your standard of hygiene to washing your hair the absolute minimum amount I’m guessing you’re not lol
You can shower 4 times a day and still only wash your hair once a week… It’s this super nifty tool called a “shower cap.” It’s sole purpose is to wear it as a CAP on your head to keep your hair from getting wet while in the SHOWER. It only came out like 70 fucking years ago, though. So I see how you’d miss it.
Wouldn’t it be “anal in,” as it were?
Damn, I’d go down on that designer ALL month long (if you catch my drift) if she let me suck them toes and vape in the house.
You and Madison should come by the frat castle Friday night, I’m sure we could change your mind about a few of these. – Anal out
“Apologize for accidentally liking that picture of his ex from 133 weeks ago.” Laughed out loud haha
I MUST TESTIFY DR.MACK201@GMAIL. COM BROUGHT BACK MY BOYFRIEND WITHIN 48HOURS.
Idk, ask iTunes since they put it on the alt chart.
“Psycho” is just a justification for being into jealousy and kinky sex.
Where the fuck do you even get meth?
I’d make a fantastic step father to that flamingo.
In what world is Linkin Park representative of alternative?
Yeah, you’re totally not just their whore. They’re YOUR fuck toys! You go sweetheart.
You could be showering four times per day, sure, but if you’ve lowered your standard of hygiene to washing your hair the absolute minimum amount I’m guessing you’re not lol
dis me
You can shower 4 times a day and still only wash your hair once a week… It’s this super nifty tool called a “shower cap.” It’s sole purpose is to wear it as a CAP on your head to keep your hair from getting wet while in the SHOWER. It only came out like 70 fucking years ago, though. So I see how you’d miss it.
Yeah, I’m sure you frequently drink $3,500 scotch, tryhard.
Nah, just one guy best friend. The others are smart enough to be content as my fucktoys.
You are my spirit animal (and fave TSM writer)
This is amazing
Totally agree, I eat out period pussy on the reg. It’s not like I’m a vegetarian or anything.
I fuck literate women almost exclusively. Does that impress any of you? Because it sure as fuck should.