Last time I did this, bitch got a restraining order and I ended up spending four days in a mental hospital for indigent patients. The doctor said I needed to develop “healthier coping strategies.” Yeah right.
What a woman’s Bumble profile says about her…
Selfie: No friends
Mirror selfie: Has an imaginary friend that lives in the mirror
Topless mirror selfie: Open to a physical relationship with the imaginary friend that lives in the mirror.
Last time I did this, bitch got a restraining order and I ended up spending four days in a mental hospital for indigent patients. The doctor said I needed to develop “healthier coping strategies.” Yeah right.
9. Give him herpes.
Agree to disagree.
What a woman’s Bumble profile says about her…
Selfie: No friends
Mirror selfie: Has an imaginary friend that lives in the mirror
Topless mirror selfie: Open to a physical relationship with the imaginary friend that lives in the mirror.
#TeamTaylor
OMG! This makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket!
I like pink; does that make me a woman? Cool. People are always telling me to go fuck myself. Maybe I can do that now.
I used to pork a Gemini on the reg. It was like having a threesome every night but without the awkward question of who got to sleep over.
Does it come in blue?
Please visit the nearest Pike chapter and make yourself available.
Whoever put that crown on the lion fucked up royally.
OMG, Ronnie, this was golden!
Between the spewing of the rainbow vomit and the best-ever sex, I hope you utilized a good mouthwash.
“Did you come?!” Jesus why not asked if she’s seen a Manticore?
Just spitballing here, but instead of holding onto your ex’s password, why don’t you get a new boyfriend?
13. Am I the smallest you’ve ever had?
Can I interpret that as a vague allusion to maybe see your tits twenty years from now?
Well I’m going to be on the first boat to Melbourne!
When do you people start paying me for this great content that I’m providing?
You could def bribe me with Taco Bell. Heck you could bribe me with a vague allusion to maybe see your tits twenty years from now.