I think it’s ignorant you won’t even give Allen a chance. I heard he worked for HOURS at his desk on your macaroni valentine’s day card. Did you even see the Han Solo poster he requested over at TFM. I’m sure his mom’s would even let you guys see a PG-13 movie. And even if the date didn’t work out, it’d make a great article at TFM.
Hey two broke girls, since you write as a team you should date as a team. How about we go out for an 180 minute dinner and show. Let’s just forget about rules 1 and 9.
Hot piece, I think you could do it best. Go out and make TSM proud.
YeahOkayWhat,
Want to watch Freddy Vs. Jason on demand. I’m sure you’ll only get one monster to rise up.
Love,
Shibby #SitOnMyFace
How about I take you to a nice sea food dinner…
Well in TSM’s defense, she did bang your husband….
The Internet can indeed be reframed for poetry.
TFM Slam poetry
Roses are red.
Sunflowers are yellow.
how about #ButtStuff,
with this Shibby fellow?
36. Stopping a 50 point list at 35 because you got distracted watching Golden Girls, and you had a deadline.
You sound like you’re the kind of girl who does #ButtStuff. TFM.
I think it’s ignorant you won’t even give Allen a chance. I heard he worked for HOURS at his desk on your macaroni valentine’s day card. Did you even see the Han Solo poster he requested over at TFM. I’m sure his mom’s would even let you guys see a PG-13 movie. And even if the date didn’t work out, it’d make a great article at TFM.
#AllenForStaff #AllenForFifthYear
Hey two broke girls, since you write as a team you should date as a team. How about we go out for an 180 minute dinner and show. Let’s just forget about rules 1 and 9.
Sup
http://totalfratmove.com/ridiculous-tinder-pickup-lines-part-17/
Mason jars are in…
No, I’m in blue ball and was wondering if you had directions for us to get to Effin 😉
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_County_Offaly
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effin
Do: Cover your vagina in whip cream or Nutella.
Don’t: Forcefully push his head down and yell, “Suck my clit, WHORE!” At least not on the first date.
Dear Rush,
When things go south, I’m a great rebound guy.
-Shibby <3
27. #BUTTSTUFF2014
When are you getting this novel published?
Great article, and an even bigger congrats on the lifestyle change and progressing towards your goals.
You lost me at, “I am not in a sorority”
Lucky Jo, are you from Ireland?
Yo my ratchet bae, hot piece is thot.