Woah, Jerry. I’m the TSM sweetheart. If anyone is gonna make these girls cream cheese stuffed cinnamon french toast melts, strawberry infused vanilla yogurt with a dark chocolate granola crumble, and side of bacon for breakfast; it’s going to be me.
Dear Mel and Eva,
I think you both are way more beautiful than a baby Grinch. I just have one question. Have you girls been naughty or nice this year?
Love,
Shibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
You seem angrier than your normal, “I’m gonna spank you and yell vulgarities at you, Shibby” self. Why don’t you pour yourself a glass of wine, take some midol, put on some Netflix, and eat a snickers.
Love,
Shibby
I’m genuinely sorry to hear about your loss. It’s tough to lose anyone and I hope you find comfort and closure in the future. The holidays can be extremely difficult for people struggling with depression and if anyone needs help should seek a counselor if they are still in school. Or they can call the http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
DL_1888, nobody can ever replace loved ones you lose, but I hope you can take comfort in knowing that the memories of them you have will live on with you forever.
If you’re going to delete the photo I had up of Boulevard and Tay-Swift, you might as well spare the boulevard from some laps and delete his lackluster comment too.
DearShutupAndRead and PrincelessDiaries,
I’d be more than happy to oblige the both of you. Although PrincelessDiaries you may want to go first…
Love,
Shibby
Dear Jackhammer,
I’m glad you can keep your boyfriend happy by giving him #ButtStuff2014. It’s the 21st century and you have the right to date any guy that makes you happy.
Dear Lucky Jo,
I wrote you a Christmas poem.
Santa wears red,
The tree is quite green,
And the presents are snug all under the tree,
Will you stand under the mistletoe with me?
Love,
Shibby
How high are you? And where do you get your weed?
52. Almost there, almost there…. guuuhhhhhuuhhhhhhh.
Fuck it. Lets just have a social.
#TheAdventuresOfShibbyAndStarShield #FreeShibbyTFM
#FreeShibby #HouseArrest2.0 #UnballMePGP
YeahOkayWhat,
I wrote you a poem titled “#ButtStuff2014 send the nudes”
Hickory dickory dock,
Stop asking for pics of my Frock,
There’s only one way to get it friend,
it’s to send nudes to ShibbyTFM.
Love,
Shibby
We could always do a double date with 2NotBrokeGirls and Mel and Eva. That scenario ends up in three ways for everyone. #FreeShibby #HouseArrest2.0
Woah, Jerry. I’m the TSM sweetheart. If anyone is gonna make these girls cream cheese stuffed cinnamon french toast melts, strawberry infused vanilla yogurt with a dark chocolate granola crumble, and side of bacon for breakfast; it’s going to be me.
Dear Mel and Eva,
I think you both are way more beautiful than a baby Grinch. I just have one question. Have you girls been naughty or nice this year?
Love,
Shibby
#FreeShibby
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
You seem angrier than your normal, “I’m gonna spank you and yell vulgarities at you, Shibby” self. Why don’t you pour yourself a glass of wine, take some midol, put on some Netflix, and eat a snickers.
Love,
Shibby
#FreeShibby #HouseArrest2.0
I’m genuinely sorry to hear about your loss. It’s tough to lose anyone and I hope you find comfort and closure in the future. The holidays can be extremely difficult for people struggling with depression and if anyone needs help should seek a counselor if they are still in school. Or they can call the http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
DL_1888, nobody can ever replace loved ones you lose, but I hope you can take comfort in knowing that the memories of them you have will live on with you forever.
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
I could be the Stabler to your Benson. And this cop’s got a wild side, baby.
handcuffs please 🙂
Love,
Shibby
Dear Hakuna Moscato,
I can help you with 38.
Love,
Shibby
If you’re going to delete the photo I had up of Boulevard and Tay-Swift, you might as well spare the boulevard from some laps and delete his lackluster comment too.
Dear ShutupAndRead,
How about the snuggling…
Love,
Shibby
Dear Lucky Jo,
Love,
Shibby
DearShutupAndRead and PrincelessDiaries,
I’d be more than happy to oblige the both of you. Although PrincelessDiaries you may want to go first…
Love,
Shibby
Dear Jackhammer,
I’m glad you can keep your boyfriend happy by giving him #ButtStuff2014. It’s the 21st century and you have the right to date any guy that makes you happy.
-Shibby