Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

This New Sex Toy Will Get You Off Like Never Before — Seriously, It’s Like A Robot Sex Machine

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Woman Discovers Literally The Worst Thing Ever: She Married Her Brother

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The Broadway Cast Of “The Lion King” Surprises Subway Full Of People With Amazing Performance Of “Circle Of Life”

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Chrissy Teigen Is The Coolest Person Ever, Gets Drunk And Live Tweets Her First Pitch At A Dodgers Game

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Hilariously Innovative German Schoolboy Attempts To Drain Pond After Dropping Phone In Water

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J.K. Rowling Sends Personal Letter To Young Gun Violence Victim, Shows The True Magic Of “Harry Potter”

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Woman Posts Picture Of Stolen Dress On Facebook, Gets Instant Comeuppance

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Introducing “ManServants,” Hunks For Hire Who Aren’t Strippers

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What If Sorority Porn Was Actually Like Sorority Life?

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A Timeline Of Hating Yourself While Eating Chipotle

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