Stefon (Matriarch)

New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back. Bow down betches. Follow this bitch on Twitter @StefonTSM StefonTSM@iCloud.com

Member Since 04/30/2014

From Maryland

Taylor Swift Is Being A Real Bitch, Removed All Of Her Music From Spotify

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T-Pain Somehow Turns “Buy U A Drank” Into A BEAUTIFUL Love Song And It Will Give You Chills

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German Woman Robs Store After Spraying Employees With Her Own Breast Milk

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Has Taylor Swift Completely Turned A New Leaf? Gives Interview That Doesn’t Make You Want To Kill Her

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Hot Hockey Players Dress Like “Frozen” Characters At Children’s Hospital, Ovaries Everywhere Explode

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Your Prayers Have Been Answered — Neil Patrick Harris Is Getting His Own Variety Show

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Start Saving Your Galleons — There’s A “Harry Potter” Hotel In London

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This Is Everything That Is Wrong With Weddings Today

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S Club 7 to “Bring It All Back” For A Charity Reunion Concert

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People Will Literally Buy White Noise If You Tell Them It’s By Taylor Swift — It Just Happened

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