Be careful who you swipe right.
I’m so turned on right now.
It’s good to set goals for yourself, Leonel.
**applauds**
If you look very closely, you can tell that it’s photoshopped.
Where do you think this compliment will take you?
Whatta charmer.
Oh, yikes.
I like a man who can admit his faults.
This makes me uncomfortable in, like, 15 different ways.
Dolphinitely.
Ass like cement, sign me up.
Learn when to quit, Josh.
Someone’s got issues.
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