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The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 15: Pillsbury

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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Marry me.

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Can I sit on a cake and eat a cake?

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Is it weird that I think this is cute?

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“You up”

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PICK ME.

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Yikes.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No.

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Mind if I Slytherin with you then?

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Swing and a miss, Andrew.

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Would bang.

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I don’t see anything wrong with this plan.

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I mean, at least he’s honest.

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What exactly do you hope to achieve with this line?

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Also, I’m angry, like, 93 percent of the time.

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Not a bad idea, actually.

Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, and Part 14.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo

Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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