Nauti is a rising Junior at a mid-sized state school in the Midwest. Born and raised in America's Heartland, she somehow developed an affinity for national politics and East-coast frat boys. She can be found somewhere near the pizza.
In Ohio, we already have this: “18-year-olds to drink in restaurants and bars if they are accompanied by a parent, guardian, or spouse who is of legal drinking age”
I’m NOT saying you’re racist, but maybe filter what you say, cause this kind of made me cringe. Like replace the word “Asian” with “white” or “black” or “Persian” – you wouldn’t say you
“found a shop that you love that has both whites and non-whites” – right?
Asian *people* might be a little better way to say it.
“Pick a side because the lines are blurring.” – Yes. Good. More blurring, I say. Polarization is bad for business, especially when you’re in the business of running a country.
Yikes. We’re not all this manipulative. (Manipulative yes but not THIS manipulative). I understand this is a parody site and we’re all having fun here but you went a little far with the “Every single thing I do in my life is done to affect a man in some way” shtick.
I can slay my own dragons, I can dream my own dreams, my knight in shining (Armani) is me.
As much as I hate to call you out when this girl is the imbicile, I don’t think Alexis Bledel is mixed-race. She seems to be European. http://ethnicelebs.com/alexis-bledel
She grew up speaking Spanish, but she was born to Anglo-Saxon parents, so she’s white.
In Ohio, we already have this: “18-year-olds to drink in restaurants and bars if they are accompanied by a parent, guardian, or spouse who is of legal drinking age”
Oh honey….
Sweetheart, you are about 94 years and 19 amendments behind the times.
You should probably put some kind of warning on this that indicates the recruitment PTSD that inevitably ensues after reading it #kiddingbutnot
On that same note, this is majorly on point. Especially about the name tags…
not all sororities are like this, I promise.
Are you accepting applications for a new bff or nah
Agreed! I definitely can relate. I’ve been on both sides, though. Also: Dad makes me give the guys a month or so before he meets them now, haha
I’m NOT saying you’re racist, but maybe filter what you say, cause this kind of made me cringe. Like replace the word “Asian” with “white” or “black” or “Persian” – you wouldn’t say you
“found a shop that you love that has both whites and non-whites” – right?
Asian *people* might be a little better way to say it.
dear. god. yes.
get me back to school rightnow.
“Pick a side because the lines are blurring.” – Yes. Good. More blurring, I say. Polarization is bad for business, especially when you’re in the business of running a country.
Also, Catie, this is fabulous.
Are you cognizant of the website you’re posting on?
Well this is awkward
Yikes. We’re not all this manipulative. (Manipulative yes but not THIS manipulative). I understand this is a parody site and we’re all having fun here but you went a little far with the “Every single thing I do in my life is done to affect a man in some way” shtick.
I can slay my own dragons, I can dream my own dreams, my knight in shining (Armani) is me.
Am I the only person who doesn’t see the error here?
This is awful. Best of luck to UVM Greeks <3
As much as I hate to call you out when this girl is the imbicile, I don’t think Alexis Bledel is mixed-race. She seems to be European. http://ethnicelebs.com/alexis-bledel
She grew up speaking Spanish, but she was born to Anglo-Saxon parents, so she’s white.
http://ethnicelebs.com/alexis-bledel
they do not make Pikes like that here…holy God almighty
What does this even say…
If you can’t be hot, be smart. If you can’t be smart, be funny. If you can’t be funny, be rich. In that order.
I was so in to this until the rapey last section which made me literally cringe…too far.