New York's Hottest Club is wherever I am. Haters to the front, hunky Sailors to the back.
Bow down betches.
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SHUT UP I HATE YOU NEVER BESMIRCH DISNEY YOU SMELLY BITCH.
JK, Disney World is GREEEEAT for Weddings, but Disney Honeymoons are just so annoying. Too crowded, too crazy, and those matching Wedding Mickey Ears are just SO fugly. So gauche.
Why would you want to celebrate your honeymoon with a 400 pound woman in a scooter eating a massive turkey leg, dragging her kid with a mullet on a leash.
Who doesn’t?
Schadenfreude is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.
So we’re anti-anti-feminists now?
I’ll take it. This is one of the best articles I’ve ever read on TSM.
I heard something about cheese?
I prefer “Gay By May” myself.
Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You’re a virgin who can’t drive.
This article basically makes me wish I was a woman. Right on, sista.
SHUT UP I HATE YOU NEVER BESMIRCH DISNEY YOU SMELLY BITCH.
JK, Disney World is GREEEEAT for Weddings, but Disney Honeymoons are just so annoying. Too crowded, too crazy, and those matching Wedding Mickey Ears are just SO fugly. So gauche.
Why would you want to celebrate your honeymoon with a 400 pound woman in a scooter eating a massive turkey leg, dragging her kid with a mullet on a leash.
Disney’s Hawaiian resort, Aulani? Now THAT seems like a perfect Honeymoon spot: http://resorts.disney.go.com/aulani-hawaii-resort/
Not sure if I should be insulted by this or not.
I meant it more like “Women universally deserve to be respected, idolized and worshipped,” but sure, let’s bash the gay guy for his vernacular, hmm?
*you’re
LuJo, you fucking nailed it on the head. Fuck this fucking fuck.
Ring by Spring might be happening on the surface, but I bet your ass there’s some Gay By May happening on the DL, sister.
Get used to the smell of hot garbage.
Tube tops and cut-offs all dayyyyyy.
You know what I want, Cooper.
Threatening his loved ones never fails either.
The real question here is…who wants to be my big/little?
Beautiful. Where am I going? I travel light, I only bring like 6 bags.
Does this apply to chest hair? Cause I’ve got that shit in spades.
35.) Standards