The only thing off-putting about your drink order is that you’re sipping Jack, Jim, Johnnie, or Jameson. Johnnie is the only one of those even worth sipping on. While you’re busy judging the guys for getting drinks that actually taste good (who cares what color it is?), the ones that drink scotch are judging you for having poor taste in whisky. I’ll be over here enjoying my Macallan 30, chatting with the guys secure enough in themselves to order pink drinks and let loose. Cheers.
Uh, my penis is part of MY, body, and I get to decide what I do with it and when. Part of that decision means the right to know in advance if I’m going to get blood all over my dick if we have sex. That’s something that neither I nor most guys are comfortable with, and you don’t get to deliberately hide that information to trick us just because you feel horny that day. Consent means INFORMED consent.
Seriously, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
As a fellow TSM Contributor, I can’t tell you how happy I am that someone finally wrote an article like this. We women go through fucking hell every month, and have no say in this matter that we have to live with for the majority of our most physically attractive years. Dudes have NO PLACE in saying absolutely anything about what it is we do with our bodies when are uteruses are literally being ripped out of us in the most physical and emotionally uncomfortable way possible. As Rachel from Friends would say, “No uterus, no opinion”. Sorry if this was all really “extra”, as my Little would say, I can’t help it, I’m about to bleed from my fucking vagina for a week.
I don’t get this entitlement haha what’s so “awesome” about being a decent human? When my friends are having a particularly shitty day and I bring them wine, I’m not trying to get them to lick my clit. I’ve never once heard a girl be like “my boyfriend failed his test and is fucking miserable so I’m bringing him his favorite burger to cheer him up. Hopefully he’ll munch some box.” Being a good person isn’t something that should need to be rewarded, and doing something nice in order to be rewarded isn’t being a good person.
Depends on the age of the guy. An 18-year-old will fuck anything that moves, plus any inanimate object without thorns, so there’s no point in telling him. An older guy might like some advanced warning so that he can say, “Oh that’s OK, I’ll bring a pizza and a bottle of cheap wine and we can just cuddle and watch the football game.” Feel free to blow him in gratitude for him being so awesome.
Guys don’t like to talk. So we will seize upon any form of non-verbal communication to express our feelings. Non-verbal communication may take the form of not talking, not texting, not liking or not commenting on social media posts. It all goes back to prehistoric times when we would express displeasure with the female by going back into the cave and growling at the female if she approached. This was deemed more socially acceptable than hitting her on the head with a club.
You should go on Survivor. Never bathe or brush your teeth, wear the same clothes every day, take dumps in the ocean, stab everyone in the back, and get paid a million dollars for it.
Two guys can know each other for a lifetime, be best friends, be Eskimo brothers, nurse each other through addictions and breakups, have debts that are never repayed, be Best Man at each other’s wedding, godfather to each other’s children, and there is no fucking way they would ever in a thousand years share a bathroom stall.
Why are straight people like this why can’t y’all just act like grown-ass adults who love and respect each other?? Why be an abusive shit head when you can act like you actually love the person you’re with??
Genius. Every man loves a woman who bathes as seldomly as possible.
I bet you and your Macallan 30 have quite a few “guy best friends”.
The only thing off-putting about your drink order is that you’re sipping Jack, Jim, Johnnie, or Jameson. Johnnie is the only one of those even worth sipping on. While you’re busy judging the guys for getting drinks that actually taste good (who cares what color it is?), the ones that drink scotch are judging you for having poor taste in whisky. I’ll be over here enjoying my Macallan 30, chatting with the guys secure enough in themselves to order pink drinks and let loose. Cheers.
Ironically, “monkey” and “cymbals” are spelled incorrectly
Uh, my penis is part of MY, body, and I get to decide what I do with it and when. Part of that decision means the right to know in advance if I’m going to get blood all over my dick if we have sex. That’s something that neither I nor most guys are comfortable with, and you don’t get to deliberately hide that information to trick us just because you feel horny that day. Consent means INFORMED consent.
Seriously, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Sidney Potier is not a member of Alpha Phi Alpha
Denzel Washington is not a member of Omega Psi Phi
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The “awesome” part was supposed to be sarcasm.
As a fellow TSM Contributor, I can’t tell you how happy I am that someone finally wrote an article like this. We women go through fucking hell every month, and have no say in this matter that we have to live with for the majority of our most physically attractive years. Dudes have NO PLACE in saying absolutely anything about what it is we do with our bodies when are uteruses are literally being ripped out of us in the most physical and emotionally uncomfortable way possible. As Rachel from Friends would say, “No uterus, no opinion”. Sorry if this was all really “extra”, as my Little would say, I can’t help it, I’m about to bleed from my fucking vagina for a week.
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I don’t get this entitlement haha what’s so “awesome” about being a decent human? When my friends are having a particularly shitty day and I bring them wine, I’m not trying to get them to lick my clit. I’ve never once heard a girl be like “my boyfriend failed his test and is fucking miserable so I’m bringing him his favorite burger to cheer him up. Hopefully he’ll munch some box.” Being a good person isn’t something that should need to be rewarded, and doing something nice in order to be rewarded isn’t being a good person.
Depends on the age of the guy. An 18-year-old will fuck anything that moves, plus any inanimate object without thorns, so there’s no point in telling him. An older guy might like some advanced warning so that he can say, “Oh that’s OK, I’ll bring a pizza and a bottle of cheap wine and we can just cuddle and watch the football game.” Feel free to blow him in gratitude for him being so awesome.
So the next time I get the “What Are We” text, I should respond with a picture of my butthole?
Guys don’t like to talk. So we will seize upon any form of non-verbal communication to express our feelings. Non-verbal communication may take the form of not talking, not texting, not liking or not commenting on social media posts. It all goes back to prehistoric times when we would express displeasure with the female by going back into the cave and growling at the female if she approached. This was deemed more socially acceptable than hitting her on the head with a club.
You should go on Survivor. Never bathe or brush your teeth, wear the same clothes every day, take dumps in the ocean, stab everyone in the back, and get paid a million dollars for it.
You shouldn’t be shocked. There was obviously a spark between them.
Two guys can know each other for a lifetime, be best friends, be Eskimo brothers, nurse each other through addictions and breakups, have debts that are never repayed, be Best Man at each other’s wedding, godfather to each other’s children, and there is no fucking way they would ever in a thousand years share a bathroom stall.
Using the peach emoji isn’t unsexy. Using the donkey emoji is unsexy.
guys love curvy girls retard
guys love curvy girls and bash skinny women you delusional bitch
Why are straight people like this why can’t y’all just act like grown-ass adults who love and respect each other?? Why be an abusive shit head when you can act like you actually love the person you’re with??