We love the “basic” things in our society today: selfies, Starbucks, and Chipotle, to say the least. When it comes down to it, most of us shouldn’t be held responsible for our basic-loving ways. We’re programmed, born, and raised this…Read More »
Bad relationships suck, and they happen to everyone at some point. No matter how bad it was though, our worst relationship probably had a valuable lesson in there somewhere. I mean, all of that bullshit couldn’t have been for nothing,…Read More »
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Be careful who you swipe right. Ohhhhhh, we gotta badass over here. Guys, I’m scared. I love literally everything he just said. I am aroused. #IWantTheK They call me Ron Weasley because I’m awkward and needy and desperate for love.…Read More »
I’ve never really been attracted to Taylor Swift. She’s pretty, to be sure, and she cranks out invasively catchy hits at a ridiculous pace, but for some reason she just never really made my dingle tingle. She never put any…Read More »
Emojis are as much a part of texting as the words “I,” “you,” and “vodka.” But sometimes, doesn’t it seem like the emoji we need to convey a thought just doesn’t exist? I mean, how exactly are we supposed to…Read More »
You take off your bra as soon as you walk through the door. If you even make it through the door. Half the time, it’s already unhooked in the car. The same thing goes for uncomfortable pants. Or any pants…Read More »
Dear Best Friend, You are a beacon of light in my otherwise dreary and uneventful life. I cherish every moment we share, especially those that are drowned in alcohol and spent performing our regular degenerate shenanigans. However, you sometimes exhibit…Read More »