Most of the time, when someone writes a column about the perks of not being in a relationship, it’s usually in an effort to convince everyone (and him- or herself) that it’s perfectly acceptable to be single. Seeing as how…Read More »
In case you don’t remember, I’m the jerk who wrote the infamous, satirical anti-cunnilingus column for TFM. Now, to be clear, I’m not writing this because I’ve had a change of heart and decided to join the U.S. Olympic muff-diving team.…Read More »
You know that girl in your sorority? Your secret obsession? Maybe you met her on the very first day of recruitment. You instantly bonded over a shared passion of watching Netflix and wearing glasses when you don’t feel like putting…Read More »
It isn’t news to us that every fall, the beginning of a school year comes with endless possibilities. Whether you spent your summer tasting whatever comes out of the tap in foreign countries (I recommend doing this at least once…Read More »
I’m beyond the point of being offended every time someone calls me “crazy.” I would prefer “emotional” or “passionate” or “zany” if I had my pick, but I don’t have my pick. Men call women crazy pretty regularly, because they…Read More »
It’s no secret that our generation is a fan of brunch. It encompasses every positive thing known to man: alcohol, carbs, and being a disheveled, hungover disaster of a human being. On top of that, you get to bring your friends…Read More »
Remember in “No Strings Attached” when Ashton Kutcher gave Natalie Portman a CD full of period related songs, and it was possibly the best thing ever? Well, you’re welcome.
Ugh, drama. Right? You feel me? All the drama-free bitches in the house, raise your hands and say, “haaaay.” I think to myself on a daily basis just how much I hate drama. When I have my afternoon social media…Read More »