Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at [email protected]
EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.
I appreciate the Archer reference:)
Bruh, if I could afford it, you’d better believe I’d get a boob job before you could say “tits out for the boys.”
Thanks doll 🙂
You wrote that perfectly. If this doesn’t happen I’m cyber destroying Josh myself.
NOTHING is better when their life comes crashing down. Like I always roll my eyes when people are gushing about how angelic a total bitch is. If you say the words “she’s the nicest person I know!” She’s probably fake AF
I understand the legality issue of not telling Taylor they were recording… But then again anyone who isn’t aware of the legit camera crew following around the Kardashian’s at any given moment isn’t the brightest.
Seriously Taylor bitching about being put on blast sounds a lot like when a girl looks through her boyfriend’s phone and catches him cheating. Was it wrong to breach his privacy? Yes, without a doubt. But it doesn’t mean he’s excused for being an asshole.
I feel personally victimized
My mom and dad are each other’s second marriage. She was already a professional when they got married so she kept her last name. When she and my dad got married, she had one son with her first husband’s last name and my dad had two girls with his last name. She really wanted to have children with her last name to prove a point, but I really love it actually. My mom is my role model.
I’m already starting a GoFound me for Chad’s bail if he punches Evan in the face. Fingers crossed.
I personally don’t care if my partner watches porn. Even if we have sex all the time, sometimes some good old fashion masturbation is normal. However, my last boyfriend exclusively watched girls with huge tits and wide hips. I’ve never been more than a string bean and my boyish figure is something I’ve been teased for. So I understand being self conscious and upset when you see the guy your with preferring the opposite of you. ESPECIALLY if it’s reference to an area of your body that you don’t particularly love.
Welcome to the girls room, homie
Did we just become best friends?
If Victorian wives got to lay on their backs while being served food and orgasms than consider me sold
See you in August lovahhh ily I miss you
Don’t know what to tell ya, sweetie. You clearly dislike my writing. Which is fine. But you choose to read every single one of them. Like it’s literally turning on a football game, watching it, and then bitching about how much you hate watching football.
You just implied I have an army of 600+ friends. Oh yes, I’m a loser.
I sent this article to Anne because it’s about her and I love her. She saw your comment, about HER, and took the initiative to respond on her own. Make fun of it all you want but yes, she is my bff for life and I’m fucking so happy to have a girl to chose to stand up for me. Because that’s what a friend does. That being sad I’m sure I will see the comment from “Chi-oh-my-God-there’s-a-giant-stick-up-my-ass” cat pretty soon.
YOU MADE AN ACCOUNT OMG I LOVE YOU!!! Welcome to TSM<3 you will forever be my best friend:)
I’m not trying to humble brag. I just don’t want to act like something I’m not. Personally I think it’s more tacky lie about your upbringing than say what it is. I see how some of my friends are and I don’t want that. I don’t consider my parents money to be mine. I work for mine. That being said I could never say I understand what it like to struggle. And I think it’s incredibly rude to pretend to empathize when I don’t. Instead I just try to feel good about what I earn despite how I grew up, and I aspire to be like the woman who made a name for themselves, not just relied on the merit that comes with their last name. I can’t change where I came from, I can chose to not let it define me.
That’s why I said it’s true of people who have wealthy parents who chose to help them. Personally I’m too prideful to let my parents pay. So I pay for my rent, car, phone bill, ect and they pay for anything school related. I’m beyond grateful that they’re willing. But that being said I also know girls who are spoiled, I know girls who have debt because they’re completely cut off despite their parents being millionaires, I know girls who have parents who are not able to help but do anyway, and I know girls who rely on jobs and scholarships. Hence why I said it’s not valid. You know what else requires dues? Playing on the ultimate frisbee team, and yet no one calls them pretentious.
I just wanted to be fair about it. I personally don’t have a right to talk, but I see girls grinding their ass without their parents help and they deserve recognition. So no, saying we all come from money is not fair.
You want TSM without the director of TSM? The reason you visit this website is because it’s amazing. Regardless if you hate me or any other writer, Veronica is literally the face of TSM. All jokes aside, I could not give less of a fuck about the anonymous hate (that’s just to be expected with the Internet) but sorry not sorry about not being ok with the blatant disrespect to my boss.
The truth is if you REALLY expected real medical advice on how to fix your stinky snatch from a satirical website, than your problem is probably too big for a baby wipe. Continue throwing shade at me, and ONLY me, if you wish. I could always use the extra salt for my margs.