Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at [email protected]
EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.
Aw, y’all are so sweet! Fan mail can be sent to [email protected]
I couldn’t fit into size 00 until 7th or 8th because I was so lanky. Which meant the only pants that fit were boy’s skinny and tall jeans. I’m honestly still recovering from that traumatic experience.
Man, if you get this offended over a cat you are NOT going like what I have to say about babies
Cat people are so touchy
Thanks for the support, but the world isn’t deserving enough to see me in action. *hair flip emoji*
Alright, Coley. You don’t like it when a woman is forward or your relationship is moving too fast, so you sign up for a show that ends up in marriage with a girl forward enough to have guys literally lined up for her choosing. Seems legit. I’m team Jordyn all the way.
If this article means Cristina is stupid then I wish I was as stupid as her. She’s an inspiration to comedians and I think she deserves a little more respect than you’re showing, thank you very much.
You’re my hero
RT. Like get over yourself, it’s not like I’m at your parents house destroying the furniture.
Tis a joke
The way I see it, they aren’t hurting anyone by doing porn. If they’re safe and it’s all done with consent, then let them do their thing. But especially insulting their intelligence is a litttttle unnecessary
Whoa. Ok, calm down. I understand that there’s a huge stigma surrounding porn. But you know how the joke about stripping is to do it to get through college? Just because someone is a porn star does not mean they’re too stupid for anything. Porn makes you a LOT of money. If it’s something YOU personally couldn’t do, than great. But how would you feel if someone came at you for your sexuality? Some people are SUPER against premarital sex, but that does not give them a right to try and shame others. If someone is comfortable and having fun, who is to say they can’t make that their profession? Especially when no one accuses the male porn stars of that.
I personally don’t like it. But anyone else is free to do what they want with their own bodies!
“Just like I can’t drink in my letters, I can’t smoke in my colors”
Thanks, doll 🙂
There’s no way to say this without disgusting you but the extra skin is like… Loose. So it it can be stretched without chaffing. It’s absolutely repulsive, but it does come in handy (lol, get it)
I think I accidentally deleted a part. I meant “house full of older guys who treat you like a little sister.”
Speaking from personal experience. There’s an annex house here that I crash at all the time and all the boys are friends with my actual older brother. I have never hooked up with any of them but they all look after and are amazing guys. BUT I have heard so many people talk about how I have been railed through there.
Extrovert* you’re welcome.
It would be completely different if the models (male or female) weren’t told that this was a joke campaign and then publicly humiliated. But they were in on the joke. If these people are perfectly fine laughing along with the situation than why the fuck should anyone else get offended FOR them. I think having the balls to be like “yea I don’t look like a model and that’s ok coz I look like me” is a HELL of a lot more respectable than trying to force THEIR body type to be the new beauty standard.