Is 5’10” really that tall for women? My mom is the 2nd shortest in her family and she is 6’3″. I feel like you can’t really call someone “tall” unless they’re at least 6′. But maybe that’s just my family.
Several of these are legitimate compliments that turn south because women over-think absolutely everything. “Wow, you look really pretty today” means “Wow, you look really pretty today”.
I feel bad for the guy that got a hand job from you, mainly because he was getting a hand job. We have hands, too, and we’re better at using them than you are.
Guys go to a movie like this, and we’re absolute pigs. Girls go to movies like Magic Mike and NC-17 rated 50 Shades of Grey, and it’s completely okay. Double standards, man
Oh man, thanks! This whole time I was thinking where the hell was a photo this frat taken? Because I wanna throw on a suit and run down there and party with them! I hope they have an extra cigar for me!
Is 5’10” really that tall for women? My mom is the 2nd shortest in her family and she is 6’3″. I feel like you can’t really call someone “tall” unless they’re at least 6′. But maybe that’s just my family.
Several of these are legitimate compliments that turn south because women over-think absolutely everything. “Wow, you look really pretty today” means “Wow, you look really pretty today”.
If you have an uncircumcised penis, you might as well have a pig-in-a-blanket for a dick.
Just call him Sweet White.
Just the pixie cut. She’s not really overweight. But definitely lose the short hair holy crap she looks so much worse.
Thanks Obama.
Yeah that’s why I’ll be taking my 2nd victory lap in the fall.
Can’t believe BYU wasn’t #1 on this list. Those guys chug milk like it’s their job.
And we all have at least that many per day, so I guess we’re all super healthy. My LDL and liver will be inexistent by the time I’m 40.
^Disagree with you on this one. Pineapple doesn’t belong on a burger, and angus or kobe ground chuck is what you use.
So apparently Megan Fox has the world’s sexiest chin.
I feel bad for the guy that got a hand job from you, mainly because he was getting a hand job. We have hands, too, and we’re better at using them than you are.
Guys go to a movie like this, and we’re absolute pigs. Girls go to movies like Magic Mike and NC-17 rated 50 Shades of Grey, and it’s completely okay. Double standards, man
Apparently the need for Extenze is bigger there
If only Blutarsky could have written this. I’d love to see the feminist overreaction to this again.
There’s cab fare on the counter
^^You’re the biggest try-hard in the history of this site. You absolutely read every word of it.
6 SDT’s and 2 STD’s.
Oh man, thanks! This whole time I was thinking where the hell was a photo this frat taken? Because I wanna throw on a suit and run down there and party with them! I hope they have an extra cigar for me!
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe Drake is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.