Remember that time you wrote an article about the Handmaid’s Tale or whatever that stupid fucking show/book is called, got flooded with comments raising legitimate women’s rights concerns, then just told all those raising issues to fuck off? That was pretty frat. I bet you’re in grad school for something like music or sociology, not women’s studies.
When can we expect part 2 to this? Could herpes PSAs become the Fail Friday of TSM? I’m no marketing executive (because they’re all PC pussies nowadays), but I think this would work.
I actually keep a few pennies under my tongue throughout the day so that if I’m neck deep in a “friend’s” slot and the worst happens I can convince myself that what I’m really tasting is copper poisoning and not uterus lining, because if we can’t lie to ourselves then what the fuck did Kennedy die for? Also, if someone starts crying mid sex, and the opposing party pays them to stop crying and finish the job, does that legally constitute prostitution or is it a simple small business transaction?
What’s wrong with Rose eating ass in Titanic? It reverses stereotypical gender roles, it’s basically comparable to the new trend of world leaders appointing gender neutral cabinets. Not to mention that it was a full TWO DECADES ahead of the whole “you can’t put your finger in there, but your tongue is fine” trend embraced by the modern woman? As a side note, I’d let Jim Halpert fuck me because I feel like he’d stay and cuddle afterward until I told him that I was ready for him to leave rather than it being the other was around, and I find that refreshing. Some women can be so insensitive nowadays, I think I’m ready to give Jim a go, but just to see if he lives up to the hype, not to be gay or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, you know?
If you deal with the emotional trauma of fake proposals by discussing you and your partner’s hopes and aspirations at length, I’d fake propose to you a few times a year, because I haven’t discussed my hopes and aspirations with anyone since my high school girlfriend Emily left me a year ago and she’s the only woman I’ve ever respected on a level deeper than physicality and biological responses and I think that the before mentioned scenario would give me some closure, and closure isn’t for pussies, not when you need to respect a girl on a mental level in order to not feel entirely numb even when you’re both doing stuff in bed that her ex got her accustomed to but you really just find to be degrading to her in a way that makes you uncomfortable?!
When you make the same type of joke a couple hundred times someone is going to start taking you seriously. Just like when you consent to your boyfriend moving into one of your holes that isn’t “conventionally” for baby making while you’re on your period for a few months straight he’ll become accustomed to that lifestyle. I just wish that Karen could get that fact through her FUCKING HEAD.
Damn right, that’ll show that TWAT who’s boss. Let that bitch know that youre the lead writer on a site that caters only to the greatest breed of sorostitute, the ones who couldn’t care less about the sanctity of their rear most orifices, and all she’ll ever be is a cunt!
Are you actually being serious rn or are you just that stupid? First of all, if you don’t like your glasses then get new ones and second, it is a big deal if you are disobeying traffic laws someone could end up being killed. How would you feel if YOU took someone’s life and made their family feel grief all bc you wanted to look “pretty”. Also if you are in the wrong lane, people will not move for you bc they are in the correct lane. Suck it up or you could end up injuring someone or killing them and it would be your fault. Also it is a felony to lie to the police when pulled over and criminal conviction can result from giving police wrong information, which will lead to big punishments.
Why not just ask an intact guy to keep his foreskin pulled back? There’s actually a whole website dedicated to it… pulledback.org. To add a word of caution, this website borders on the obscene, though.
This happened to me too. I paid about $400 for an ultrasound for them to tell me everything was fine and the strings were just hiding behind/in my cervix.
No need for hazing but a few is part of the fun. I have to admit it was fun to watch my pledges try to pry their sneakers off of the carpet after I squirted Crazy Glue on the soles. lolol.
Some of my sisters Crazy Glued my shoe laces together on ever pair of my sneakers one April Fools as “revenge” for all of the pranks I played on them. Ahhh.
I have played the one shoe prank on many a friends especially when she has a messy closet. My aunt Shirley had a hot pair of black patent alligator skinned stilettos that she would not let me wear. The prank became “revenge” when I never returned the orphaned stiletto to my aunt. Tehehehehe.
Remember that time you wrote an article about the Handmaid’s Tale or whatever that stupid fucking show/book is called, got flooded with comments raising legitimate women’s rights concerns, then just told all those raising issues to fuck off? That was pretty frat. I bet you’re in grad school for something like music or sociology, not women’s studies.
When can we expect part 2 to this? Could herpes PSAs become the Fail Friday of TSM? I’m no marketing executive (because they’re all PC pussies nowadays), but I think this would work.
I actually keep a few pennies under my tongue throughout the day so that if I’m neck deep in a “friend’s” slot and the worst happens I can convince myself that what I’m really tasting is copper poisoning and not uterus lining, because if we can’t lie to ourselves then what the fuck did Kennedy die for? Also, if someone starts crying mid sex, and the opposing party pays them to stop crying and finish the job, does that legally constitute prostitution or is it a simple small business transaction?
What’s wrong with Rose eating ass in Titanic? It reverses stereotypical gender roles, it’s basically comparable to the new trend of world leaders appointing gender neutral cabinets. Not to mention that it was a full TWO DECADES ahead of the whole “you can’t put your finger in there, but your tongue is fine” trend embraced by the modern woman? As a side note, I’d let Jim Halpert fuck me because I feel like he’d stay and cuddle afterward until I told him that I was ready for him to leave rather than it being the other was around, and I find that refreshing. Some women can be so insensitive nowadays, I think I’m ready to give Jim a go, but just to see if he lives up to the hype, not to be gay or anything. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, you know?
You know what I’m saying, Rachel?
If you deal with the emotional trauma of fake proposals by discussing you and your partner’s hopes and aspirations at length, I’d fake propose to you a few times a year, because I haven’t discussed my hopes and aspirations with anyone since my high school girlfriend Emily left me a year ago and she’s the only woman I’ve ever respected on a level deeper than physicality and biological responses and I think that the before mentioned scenario would give me some closure, and closure isn’t for pussies, not when you need to respect a girl on a mental level in order to not feel entirely numb even when you’re both doing stuff in bed that her ex got her accustomed to but you really just find to be degrading to her in a way that makes you uncomfortable?!
Lol oops sorry my bad I honestly thought you were being serious and I lost a family member to reckless driving soooo… yeah
When you make the same type of joke a couple hundred times someone is going to start taking you seriously. Just like when you consent to your boyfriend moving into one of your holes that isn’t “conventionally” for baby making while you’re on your period for a few months straight he’ll become accustomed to that lifestyle. I just wish that Karen could get that fact through her FUCKING HEAD.
Damn right, that’ll show that TWAT who’s boss. Let that bitch know that youre the lead writer on a site that caters only to the greatest breed of sorostitute, the ones who couldn’t care less about the sanctity of their rear most orifices, and all she’ll ever be is a cunt!
Welcome to Total Sorority Move comedy website… where comedic articles are written lmao
Pretty positive she’s joking..
Are you actually being serious rn or are you just that stupid? First of all, if you don’t like your glasses then get new ones and second, it is a big deal if you are disobeying traffic laws someone could end up being killed. How would you feel if YOU took someone’s life and made their family feel grief all bc you wanted to look “pretty”. Also if you are in the wrong lane, people will not move for you bc they are in the correct lane. Suck it up or you could end up injuring someone or killing them and it would be your fault. Also it is a felony to lie to the police when pulled over and criminal conviction can result from giving police wrong information, which will lead to big punishments.
Since this wasn’t a free app, could we at least get all of the content it offers????
Pearls are considered classy if they aren’t fake. However chokers are just not appealing bc it’s a simple band wrapping around a girls neck
Why not just ask an intact guy to keep his foreskin pulled back? There’s actually a whole website dedicated to it… pulledback.org. To add a word of caution, this website borders on the obscene, though.
You’ve probably only been with circumcised men.
This happened to me too. I paid about $400 for an ultrasound for them to tell me everything was fine and the strings were just hiding behind/in my cervix.
No need for hazing but a few is part of the fun. I have to admit it was fun to watch my pledges try to pry their sneakers off of the carpet after I squirted Crazy Glue on the soles. lolol.
Debbi
Great ideas Donna!!!
Some of my sisters Crazy Glued my shoe laces together on ever pair of my sneakers one April Fools as “revenge” for all of the pranks I played on them. Ahhh.
Debbie
I have played the one shoe prank on many a friends especially when she has a messy closet. My aunt Shirley had a hot pair of black patent alligator skinned stilettos that she would not let me wear. The prank became “revenge” when I never returned the orphaned stiletto to my aunt. Tehehehehe.