Secretblonde 7 years ago on The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Museum Is Perfect For People Who Want To Seem Cultured, But Mostly Just Care About Celebrities Kendall, Gigi, and Bella are not angels. Just for a reference later on 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Why The Fuck Do I Keep Crying? Have you seen The Crying Game? Because when that chick pulled out a big dong I literally burst into tears. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on I've Already Bitched To All My Friends, But I Still Don't Feel Better About Josh's Guys Night -- Now What? Not to worry. Miss Skank was saying, “Oh my god, wash!” Because Josh was trying to pork her in the ass without washing his syphilitic penis. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Museum Is Perfect For People Who Want To Seem Cultured, But Mostly Just Care About Celebrities I can’t wear Victoria’s Secret. Everything they sell makes me look like I have steatopygia. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Everyone Secretly Wants To Be A Stripper A Little Bit That joke kills in Bulgaria. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Wells from "The Bachelorette" showing some love. TSM. Damn that is one butt-ugly skank in the middle… 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Every outfit requires a choker. TSM Blowing a dude in public because your lipstick matches his boxers. TSM 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on "The Bachelor Winter Games" Is A Real Show That's Happening Alongside The Olympics Ever given a guy an OTPHJ through snow pants? Well don’t bother; you’ll get Jerker’s Elbow before it’s over. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Veronica Ruckh 7 years ago on I've Already Bitched To All My Friends, But I Still Don't Feel Better About Josh's Guys Night -- Now What? Actually. Retweet on the girlfriends being the best wingwomen front. And as far as I’m concerned, really, no other girls should exist but me. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Everyone Secretly Wants To Be A Stripper A Little Bit If you put a pole in your bedroom I will definitely take off my clothes. But not for a Slav or a Hungarian. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Kendall, Gigi, and Bella are not angels. Just for a reference later on
facebook and instagram are the top for me
This is so sad
7. Pop your boobs out.
8. Send pic to me
That bird was a right nutter with her knickers in a knot. Boyfriend was prolly a wanker with a tiny aubergine in his trousers.
Have you seen The Crying Game? Because when that chick pulled out a big dong I literally burst into tears.
Cmon, they’re Italian women. It’s not like they’re going to be doing any real work.
Not to worry. Miss Skank was saying, “Oh my god, wash!” Because Josh was trying to pork her in the ass without washing his syphilitic penis.
I can’t wear Victoria’s Secret. Everything they sell makes me look like I have steatopygia.
That joke kills in Bulgaria.
You feel like Martha Stewart because it was a PRISON door.
Damn that is one butt-ugly skank in the middle…
Blowing a dude in public because your lipstick matches his boxers. TSM
Damn, where is everybody? I mean, is this joint completely empty or what? Who’s a guy have to buy a drink for to get blown around here?
Ever given a guy an OTPHJ through snow pants? Well don’t bother; you’ll get Jerker’s Elbow before it’s over.
How’s this diet working out for you?
This is, legitimately, a masterpiece
Actually. Retweet on the girlfriends being the best wingwomen front. And as far as I’m concerned, really, no other girls should exist but me.
These need to be stopped
If you put a pole in your bedroom I will definitely take off my clothes. But not for a Slav or a Hungarian.