The real name of “Kart Girl” is Cristin Coleman; she is a teacher in the City of Mill Valley and currently works as the assistant principal at Edna Maguire Elementary School in Mill Valley. My brother had her as a teacher during third grade at Park School, also in Mill Valley.
Same! Everyone now and again I’ll hook up with a guy that’s bare and at this point it kind of grosses me out. It’s like they’re too young or that they try too hard.
Getting pissed with your friend’s introvert boyfriend because he never wants her to go out and he always wants to leave the bar early when they do come out.
Literally made a account there just to say thank you for this article. I really think guys push women to make head, especially in the past couple of decades. it was never as common as now. I feel like men want it to be common as shaking hands, it really disgustes me if i read what the most man and some women write, to push other girls to do it.
I get this is clickbait, but this does the sorority world no cred. Are sororities Whores ‘R Us? Seriously? No, no one expects a guy to be a virgin but at least have criteria in who he has sex with. I hope it was wrapped. Sorry, you prob are, literally, the jizzface.
You’ve also got to supply a ‘gorgeous’ section. It’s all so subjective. Yes, supermodels are considered beautiful, but many are not hot or sexy. They lack the curves. I’m a straight woman and can decipher these things. Some models are ugly.
To be ‘hot,’ you need a butt and boobs. Kate Upton (tall) and ScarJo (short) are hotness. Kate Hudson is very all American girl next door and very pretty, but not necessarily hot. I don’t care for her acting, but I think she’s lovely. She didn’t get boobs until A Rod (surgically–see also Cameron Diaz and his ex wife–he likes muscular women with implants). Also, Toby, Rachel McAdams isn’t tall. Yes, she is still hotness.
“Cute” = You’re an attractive girl who has one or more unique, endearing physical traits that make you stand out from the rest (ex: You’re unusually short, you have a tiny upturned ski jump nose, a slightly crooked smile, a short pixie haircut that looks bad on most girls but somehow works for you, etc). Celebrity examples include: Pam from The Office, Hayden Panettiere, Ellen Page, Zooey Deschanel.
“Beautiful” = You’re an attractive girl who has all of the wholesome, classically-desired feminine features (Fairly tall, high cheekbones, long shiny hair, doe eyes, perfect facial symmetry, body that is neither too skinny nor too curvy, etc). Celebrity examples: Olivia Wilde, Rachel McAdams, Kate Hudson.
“Hot” = You have a face and/or body that just screams sex. This usually involves some combination of exaggerated sex characteristics (thick pouty lips, resting bitch face, big tits, big and/or firm ass, long shapely legs, wide hips with tapered waist, hourglass figure, etc). You don’t necessarily need all of these – guys all have different preferences. One might want a girl with gigantic tits and a guge ass and doesn’t care if she’s a bit thicker around the waist. Another might want a thin girl with bee-stung lips and long legs. Celebrity examples: Kate Upton, Scarlett Johanson, Christina Hendricks.
NOTE: all three of these types are girls we want to fuck, date, and/or marry. They just inspire different initial reactions.
Long story short: I have red undertones in my hair, that I was unaware of in high school when I tried to dye my hair blonde. My hair turned (a potentially prettier?) shade than this, and being the ~teenage drama queen~ I was, I refused to leave the house & go to school for a week. Glad to see that the hair that almost caused me not to go to prom is now trendy.
Nobody was talking to you DPhiE get over yourself
Do you think this was directed at one specific sorority or maybe the general public?
Not in DPhiE, but can we collectively issue them a pass? It’s their thing and all.
The real name of “Kart Girl” is Cristin Coleman; she is a teacher in the City of Mill Valley and currently works as the assistant principal at Edna Maguire Elementary School in Mill Valley. My brother had her as a teacher during third grade at Park School, also in Mill Valley.
But really can I post for y’all… it’s been 6 months
Same! Everyone now and again I’ll hook up with a guy that’s bare and at this point it kind of grosses me out. It’s like they’re too young or that they try too hard.
I used to be repulsed by it but as I’ve gotten older I find it super sexy.
All that’s left to do is marry him.
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE ARTICLES!!! They’re spookily accurate because I only ever seem to talk to dudes who have bland, generic names. I need more.
Wow it’s like you’re me
Getting pissed with your friend’s introvert boyfriend because he never wants her to go out and he always wants to leave the bar early when they do come out.
Literally made a account there just to say thank you for this article. I really think guys push women to make head, especially in the past couple of decades. it was never as common as now. I feel like men want it to be common as shaking hands, it really disgustes me if i read what the most man and some women write, to push other girls to do it.
Nate’s are assholes, but good try
I get this is clickbait, but this does the sorority world no cred. Are sororities Whores ‘R Us? Seriously? No, no one expects a guy to be a virgin but at least have criteria in who he has sex with. I hope it was wrapped. Sorry, you prob are, literally, the jizzface.
They fired everyone and it became lame.
You’ve also got to supply a ‘gorgeous’ section. It’s all so subjective. Yes, supermodels are considered beautiful, but many are not hot or sexy. They lack the curves. I’m a straight woman and can decipher these things. Some models are ugly.
To be ‘hot,’ you need a butt and boobs. Kate Upton (tall) and ScarJo (short) are hotness. Kate Hudson is very all American girl next door and very pretty, but not necessarily hot. I don’t care for her acting, but I think she’s lovely. She didn’t get boobs until A Rod (surgically–see also Cameron Diaz and his ex wife–he likes muscular women with implants). Also, Toby, Rachel McAdams isn’t tall. Yes, she is still hotness.
Even TSM can’t escape mansplaining.
Guy here, allow me to explain:
“Cute” = You’re an attractive girl who has one or more unique, endearing physical traits that make you stand out from the rest (ex: You’re unusually short, you have a tiny upturned ski jump nose, a slightly crooked smile, a short pixie haircut that looks bad on most girls but somehow works for you, etc). Celebrity examples include: Pam from The Office, Hayden Panettiere, Ellen Page, Zooey Deschanel.
“Beautiful” = You’re an attractive girl who has all of the wholesome, classically-desired feminine features (Fairly tall, high cheekbones, long shiny hair, doe eyes, perfect facial symmetry, body that is neither too skinny nor too curvy, etc). Celebrity examples: Olivia Wilde, Rachel McAdams, Kate Hudson.
“Hot” = You have a face and/or body that just screams sex. This usually involves some combination of exaggerated sex characteristics (thick pouty lips, resting bitch face, big tits, big and/or firm ass, long shapely legs, wide hips with tapered waist, hourglass figure, etc). You don’t necessarily need all of these – guys all have different preferences. One might want a girl with gigantic tits and a guge ass and doesn’t care if she’s a bit thicker around the waist. Another might want a thin girl with bee-stung lips and long legs. Celebrity examples: Kate Upton, Scarlett Johanson, Christina Hendricks.
NOTE: all three of these types are girls we want to fuck, date, and/or marry. They just inspire different initial reactions.
Long story short: I have red undertones in my hair, that I was unaware of in high school when I tried to dye my hair blonde. My hair turned (a potentially prettier?) shade than this, and being the ~teenage drama queen~ I was, I refused to leave the house & go to school for a week. Glad to see that the hair that almost caused me not to go to prom is now trendy.
People are paying for this? This is the color my hair turned after I tried to go from auburn to blonde. And let me tell you I cried.