I’m saying that it’s not a coincidence if he likes every single one of your posts except when there’s a guy in it or a friend he doesn’t like. When there’s a pattern, there’s intention
It’s just too much work. There’s no way I’m gonna go through all the bathroom selfies, hotel room selfies, dinner with the friends selfies, selfies with the little, selfies with the big, pictures of food, coffee, shoes, dogs, cats, pumpkins… I’ll like or comment on one now and then just to keep my hand in, but I’m really not gonna work the problem.
See, this is the difference between TSM and TFM. The folks at TFM would turn off the comments so that no one could make a snarky comment about only losers wearing a Rowdy Gentleman sweatshirt.
Sororities may be gay, but fraternities are not. Just because we live in a house full of men, shower together, do elephant walks, play soggy biscuit, wear pastel clothes including bow ties and shorts with tiny inseams, and think the volleyball scene is the best part of Top Gun, that doesn’t make us gay. No way.
Yesterday I was in an elevator and I looked down at my shoes and there was one of those fabric softener dryer sheets hanging out of my pants leg. It looked just like toilet paper and I had been walking around like that all day. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
I don’t understand why people “meet for coffee” on the first date. It’s like, “Hey, let’s give ourselves bad breath right off the bat! That’s always a great way to start a relationship!”
Hey, Ronnie, the writing on this site is way more better than the shit they post on TFM. I actually read these articles and — whoa whoa stop the clock — Selena and The Bieb are back together? Sorry, gotta go tell my SO about this.
How to get banned from the Hockey house:
Loudly announce that Bobby Orr was an overrated, one-dimensional player, then challenge the first person who drunkenly disagrees to explain the icing rule. When he stumbles (which he will, since no one understands the icing rule) condescendingly point out that he knows absolutely nothing about hockey and should therefore sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
This is some awful emotional/psychological abuse. I see some gas-lightning in there. Anyone who intentionally does this to their significant other needs to be kicked straight weekly to the curb. You are not fit to be in any relationship, unless that relationship is a weekly meet-up with a therapist. Time and life itself will test the strength of a relationship. Trust me, you don’t have to do it yourself. Creating problems when there aren’t any is repulsive, unhealthy and a complete betrayal of the love and trust your partner puts in you.
This IS ABUSE this is abusive and disgusting and if you are ANYONE and you do this you probably should never date anyone because you’re a literal child who doesn’t know how to communicate. The author straight up should be ashamed of herself for perpetuating this. This isn’t even a cute “joke” like how gross…
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I’m saying that it’s not a coincidence if he likes every single one of your posts except when there’s a guy in it or a friend he doesn’t like. When there’s a pattern, there’s intention
God would never have bothered to say “Thou shalt not covet” if He had known that Facebook and Instagram were coming down the road.
Before I commit to banging the dog, I need to know if it’s male or female. I’m not a prevert.
It’s just too much work. There’s no way I’m gonna go through all the bathroom selfies, hotel room selfies, dinner with the friends selfies, selfies with the little, selfies with the big, pictures of food, coffee, shoes, dogs, cats, pumpkins… I’ll like or comment on one now and then just to keep my hand in, but I’m really not gonna work the problem.
You had me all the way up to the instagram thing. A lot of us honestly just don’t care about what a girl posts on instagram.
See, this is the difference between TSM and TFM. The folks at TFM would turn off the comments so that no one could make a snarky comment about only losers wearing a Rowdy Gentleman sweatshirt.
I’ve never blown a dude and if that makes me a Prude then I’m happy to accept the sobriquet.
Sororities may be gay, but fraternities are not. Just because we live in a house full of men, shower together, do elephant walks, play soggy biscuit, wear pastel clothes including bow ties and shorts with tiny inseams, and think the volleyball scene is the best part of Top Gun, that doesn’t make us gay. No way.
Yesterday I was in an elevator and I looked down at my shoes and there was one of those fabric softener dryer sheets hanging out of my pants leg. It looked just like toilet paper and I had been walking around like that all day. I just wanted to get that off my chest.
I don’t understand why people “meet for coffee” on the first date. It’s like, “Hey, let’s give ourselves bad breath right off the bat! That’s always a great way to start a relationship!”
Hey, Ronnie, the writing on this site is way more better than the shit they post on TFM. I actually read these articles and — whoa whoa stop the clock — Selena and The Bieb are back together? Sorry, gotta go tell my SO about this.
Regarding the hat, would a sombrero work? What about a yarmulke? Would that make me more attractive?
How to get banned from the Hockey house:
Loudly announce that Bobby Orr was an overrated, one-dimensional player, then challenge the first person who drunkenly disagrees to explain the icing rule. When he stumbles (which he will, since no one understands the icing rule) condescendingly point out that he knows absolutely nothing about hockey and should therefore sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
That’s exactly why 90 day birth control pill packs exist
But you know Dillon Cheverere? Celebrity cameo = done
I will say, though. This piece reeks of satire. Because I’m having a hard time believing this is legit.
This is some awful emotional/psychological abuse. I see some gas-lightning in there. Anyone who intentionally does this to their significant other needs to be kicked straight weekly to the curb. You are not fit to be in any relationship, unless that relationship is a weekly meet-up with a therapist. Time and life itself will test the strength of a relationship. Trust me, you don’t have to do it yourself. Creating problems when there aren’t any is repulsive, unhealthy and a complete betrayal of the love and trust your partner puts in you.
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This IS ABUSE this is abusive and disgusting and if you are ANYONE and you do this you probably should never date anyone because you’re a literal child who doesn’t know how to communicate. The author straight up should be ashamed of herself for perpetuating this. This isn’t even a cute “joke” like how gross…