From Rush To Rehab (@catie__warren) is a semi-fuctioning adult who has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with TSM, Rehab was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter.
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Aggressive. I like the enthusiasm.
I agree. But people still like them and therefore we’ve got to cover it. It’s just business.
We’ve published columns with jokes about both major U.S. political parties as well as many world religions. It would be biased and discriminatory if the only thing we refused to even touch on was Christianity. It’s comedy. Lighten up. You’re not going to go to hell for laughing.
To be fair, it’s always been considered funny.
For what it’s worth, I thoroughly enjoyed this photo because I thoroughly enjoy all five pairs of Keds that I own.
You missed such a good joke opportunity. “I’d gladly shibby down your chimney.” Get it? Like “shimmy.” What a shame.
…then why is your username “Sorostitute1396?”
Alright, lady. Calm yourself.
TRUE LIFE: either you or someone you know submitted this photo. Regardless, it has been taken down. All you had to do was email us.
If you hover over the photo, it becomes our “funny” picture. It was just a personal preference that I chose to include these over our serious ones.
Stop trolling. This is your only warning.
I think I just learned more from you than the entire “50 Shades of Grey” trilogy. And that was not sarcasm, that was real.
Absolutely. It’s a new thing we’re trying. Glad you like it!
Excuse me while I sob hysterically and listen to “All Too Well” on repeat.
Also a big fan. I wear my mom’s “original” engagement ring (she upgraded with a new ring, not a new man) on my right hand every day. That just didn’t really fit with the style of this piece. But agreed, girlfriend, agreed.