Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Numbers In Your Phone To Delete Instead Of Brian's Don’t delete my number. I’m the only one who truly understands you. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Apparently If You're Hot And Successful, You Can *Literally* Get Away With Murder That bird was a right nutter with her knickers in a knot. Boyfriend was prolly a wanker with a tiny aubergine in his trousers. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Why The Fuck Do I Keep Crying? Have you seen The Crying Game? Because when that chick pulled out a big dong I literally burst into tears. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on I've Already Bitched To All My Friends, But I Still Don't Feel Better About Josh's Guys Night -- Now What? Not to worry. Miss Skank was saying, “Oh my god, wash!” Because Josh was trying to pork her in the ass without washing his syphilitic penis. 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Museum Is Perfect For People Who Want To Seem Cultured, But Mostly Just Care About Celebrities I can’t wear Victoria’s Secret. Everything they sell makes me look like I have steatopygia. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Everyone Secretly Wants To Be A Stripper A Little Bit That joke kills in Bulgaria. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Every outfit requires a choker. TSM Blowing a dude in public because your lipstick matches his boxers. TSM 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Girl Posts Completely Random Flashback Friday Photo In A Not-So-Subtle Effort To Remind Everyone That She Was Hot Once Damn, where is everybody? I mean, is this joint completely empty or what? Who’s a guy have to buy a drink for to get blown around here? -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on "The Bachelor Winter Games" Is A Real Show That's Happening Alongside The Olympics Ever given a guy an OTPHJ through snow pants? Well don’t bother; you’ll get Jerker’s Elbow before it’s over. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Foods To Order When You Want To Say "No, Get What You Want! But Don't Be Surprised That I'm Skinnier Than You Are" How’s this diet working out for you? 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Henry_Eighth 7 years ago on Everyone Secretly Wants To Be A Stripper A Little Bit If you put a pole in your bedroom I will definitely take off my clothes. But not for a Slav or a Hungarian. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Don’t delete my number. I’m the only one who truly understands you.
I just slap myself when I wake up and I’m good to go.
7. Pop your boobs out.
8. Send pic to me
That bird was a right nutter with her knickers in a knot. Boyfriend was prolly a wanker with a tiny aubergine in his trousers.
Have you seen The Crying Game? Because when that chick pulled out a big dong I literally burst into tears.
Cmon, they’re Italian women. It’s not like they’re going to be doing any real work.
Not to worry. Miss Skank was saying, “Oh my god, wash!” Because Josh was trying to pork her in the ass without washing his syphilitic penis.
I can’t wear Victoria’s Secret. Everything they sell makes me look like I have steatopygia.
That joke kills in Bulgaria.
You feel like Martha Stewart because it was a PRISON door.
Damn that is one butt-ugly skank in the middle…
Blowing a dude in public because your lipstick matches his boxers. TSM
Damn, where is everybody? I mean, is this joint completely empty or what? Who’s a guy have to buy a drink for to get blown around here?
Ever given a guy an OTPHJ through snow pants? Well don’t bother; you’ll get Jerker’s Elbow before it’s over.
How’s this diet working out for you?
If you put a pole in your bedroom I will definitely take off my clothes. But not for a Slav or a Hungarian.
So… you’ll fuck me if I wear a romper?
I just take my pants off and I’m ready to go.
Does anyone read this stuff?
Ooooooooooh!!!