I blame people who have hyped the “sexy V” of the lower ab muscles for #7. Now every thirsty teenager is doing it. Which makes me hate the younger generations even more.
I think #10 is just normal pumpkin pasta sauce. Which is fucking delicious by the way. With some pumpkin ravioli it is heavenly. Otherwise I am scared we have reached a P.S.E.E. (Pumpkin Spice Extinction Event).Too much. just way too much
#1 You’re in a house full of guys. Therefore the toilet seat should be left up, as the extremely large majority of people who live there pee with the seat up.
If your group is full of functioning idiots (it will be) who share a single brain cell between them (if you’re lucky), the easiest way is to just do it yourself and send it to them three days beforehand, making sure you know the whole thing so you can step in if they forget what they’re meant to say (they will).
Just to confirm, two of the six levels of “friendship” aren’t about friendship at all? So this is really 4 levels of friendship and two more levels to fluff out the article. You’re majoring in communications aren’t you?
I truly am sorry that you went through that, and it is amazing you have realised you are worth more and deserve better than these douchebags.
But this line really bothered me:
“Because we all do it, too. Every single day. We let our men, who are supposed to love us, protect us, and make us feel worthwhile, abuse us.”
This is pretty disrespectful and hateful to men who do treat the women in their lives properly. I would never, ever abuse my fiancee. Sure we have said things, too each other, when we have gotten into an argument, but never to actually make the person feel worthless. And I would argue that emotional abuse occurs more to men than women, however men do not come forward due to social stigmas attached to it.
I’m still amazed that the after sex selfie is actually a thing, that people don’t do in an ironic, “shacker Sunday”, I don’t have a fucking clue who this person is, kind of way.
It’s a BUSINESS checking account. Not a personal one. If I worked in accounting I could take a picture of my business’ checking account and act like it’s mine too.
I usually bag the fuck out of you Stefon, but that was a well written article. Also pretty spot on. I do have one comment though. You can be friends with people of the opposite sex, but I maintain that it is an extremely rare thing for a guy and girl to be best friends and for one of them not to harbour deep feelings. One of you wants to fuck, or date, or whatever.
This is always the response. “It’s not her fault, it’s society fault”. I’m not disagreeing their would be a perception that a girl is a tease in this situation (and honestly, if you go to the point of having consensual sex and she stopped right at the point of entry, I think we can all agree that is a tease).
But when will it be the person’s individual responsibility? Because this is clearly the perfect situation where an individual had an opinion and said nothing. The guy wasn’t pushy, by the sound of it there was no fear of rape in any way, he sounded like he was a friend who was a genuine person. Therefore no pressure to NOT say no.
Take some responsibility where it needs to be taken.
I blame people who have hyped the “sexy V” of the lower ab muscles for #7. Now every thirsty teenager is doing it. Which makes me hate the younger generations even more.
I don’t know who you are. How the fuck am I supposed to answer that?
Be honest with yourself: can you really throw a party that’s just as good? Really?
I think #10 is just normal pumpkin pasta sauce. Which is fucking delicious by the way. With some pumpkin ravioli it is heavenly. Otherwise I am scared we have reached a P.S.E.E. (Pumpkin Spice Extinction Event).Too much. just way too much
#1 You’re in a house full of guys. Therefore the toilet seat should be left up, as the extremely large majority of people who live there pee with the seat up.
Tinder trolls are hilrious
If your group is full of functioning idiots (it will be) who share a single brain cell between them (if you’re lucky), the easiest way is to just do it yourself and send it to them three days beforehand, making sure you know the whole thing so you can step in if they forget what they’re meant to say (they will).
If you call the Sun news…
I love when women say “Women can do anything a man can do!”.
I always reply with “Reach down and grab your dick”. BOOM!
Have fun inseminating yourself when you want kids! I would say there’s a definite NEED for a man there….
Maybe you should let other people tell you that…
People in power are just as bad as everyone else. The difference being they hide it better and know how to spin it into a good light when caught.
Just to confirm, two of the six levels of “friendship” aren’t about friendship at all? So this is really 4 levels of friendship and two more levels to fluff out the article. You’re majoring in communications aren’t you?
Once again, these are hilarious, not creepy.
I truly am sorry that you went through that, and it is amazing you have realised you are worth more and deserve better than these douchebags.
But this line really bothered me:
“Because we all do it, too. Every single day. We let our men, who are supposed to love us, protect us, and make us feel worthwhile, abuse us.”
This is pretty disrespectful and hateful to men who do treat the women in their lives properly. I would never, ever abuse my fiancee. Sure we have said things, too each other, when we have gotten into an argument, but never to actually make the person feel worthless. And I would argue that emotional abuse occurs more to men than women, however men do not come forward due to social stigmas attached to it.
I’m still amazed that the after sex selfie is actually a thing, that people don’t do in an ironic, “shacker Sunday”, I don’t have a fucking clue who this person is, kind of way.
It’s a BUSINESS checking account. Not a personal one. If I worked in accounting I could take a picture of my business’ checking account and act like it’s mine too.
Probably attempt to put some kind of clothing on as well. I mean to a guy a naked body is better than a face.
I usually bag the fuck out of you Stefon, but that was a well written article. Also pretty spot on. I do have one comment though. You can be friends with people of the opposite sex, but I maintain that it is an extremely rare thing for a guy and girl to be best friends and for one of them not to harbour deep feelings. One of you wants to fuck, or date, or whatever.
This is always the response. “It’s not her fault, it’s society fault”. I’m not disagreeing their would be a perception that a girl is a tease in this situation (and honestly, if you go to the point of having consensual sex and she stopped right at the point of entry, I think we can all agree that is a tease).
But when will it be the person’s individual responsibility? Because this is clearly the perfect situation where an individual had an opinion and said nothing. The guy wasn’t pushy, by the sound of it there was no fear of rape in any way, he sounded like he was a friend who was a genuine person. Therefore no pressure to NOT say no.
Take some responsibility where it needs to be taken.