Listen, son. If you’re going to troll TSM try to make it a little bit more clever. I appreciate sticking to character, but the overall content was lacking. Good talk.
If I took you out to eat Pizza and Wings you could eat until you had a double-chinned selfie and I’d call you beautiful. I’d even pay for the extra ranch.
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
Nice article. Nicer ass. You must do squats. How about you join the exclusive 43% and be a #ButtStuff2015 trendsetter.
-Shibbs
A four year suspension for a lifetime of infamy. Worth it.
Nationwide legalization is coming soon.
I’m willing to help complete your bucket lists, ladies.
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
Want to swing?
Love,
Shibby
Waiting for someone to make a joke about bullshit, grabbing life by the horns, or bullying. Go ahead and grab that low hanging fruit.
Listen, son. If you’re going to troll TSM try to make it a little bit more clever. I appreciate sticking to character, but the overall content was lacking. Good talk.
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
You’re beautiful. Let’s go see Wicked sometime.
Love,
Shibby
Dear ShadesOfCool,
How about a Fraternity reunion?
Love,
Shibby
Dear DrunkButNotInLove,
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Nutella would be great,
If I could eat it off you.
-Shibbs
I’d Pocahontas…
HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?!!???!!
Show us you’re tits! For our health!
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
Can you help me get “healthy”? It’ll only take about six seconds?
Ladies,
Ditch the geeks, get with the Greeks.
Love,
Shibby
7 P.M. Meet up with that Tinder match within walking distance.
Still have Fribby and Shibby2.0. They are both under house arrest though. Until The hashtag “FreeShibby” trends nothing will be done 🙁
8) The “Nudes” snap
Dear YeahOkayWhat,
If I took you out to eat Pizza and Wings you could eat until you had a double-chinned selfie and I’d call you beautiful. I’d even pay for the extra ranch.
Love,
Shibby
Getting Blackballed, TShibbyM. I miss you and the guys over at TFM 🙁