I gotta agree here Tuco, The incredible amount of risk this guy is taking is unparalleled with anything I’ve ever seen or here. Girls on her period, yet regardless, you stick your head down in that direction. As if that’s not ballsy enough than he goes to tongue punch her fartbox. All around balls on this dude 10/10.
I’m not a boob guy, they cool and all but much more of an ass man. If you have even the slightest bit of meat back there, I think we can make this work. Promise I’ll be mediocre in bed, but I’m super tall and built so I can pick you up like you’re nothing.
A similar situation happened to me and my one fraternuty brother our sophomore year, and HotPiece actually does a pretty solid job at helping you out on this one.
We both had a class with this girl “Kim”, in addition we each had a different class individually with her. It first started off at mixers where we would recognize each other, than all started talking in class, and eventually doing homework together. She would flirt real hard with both of us, offer to help us with homework, and late night study sessions that would end up in watching movies and making out. To her credit (and I tried several times) she didn’t give it up easy.
After about a month we both realized she would talk to us together as friends, but secretly talk to us individually flirting and wanting to hangout. Instantly it became an open competition between us to see who could get with her first.
Long story short, my friend hooked up with one of her roommates (didn’t know she was at the time) on a random weekend so she ended up choosing me. We dated the rest of that fall and into spring when it flamed out and we broke it off. She than went back to my friend who basically hit it and quit it.
Either way, if you string the guys along, you’re only baiting the line for these guys to bet who can get it first. That honestly, might already be the case. Drew looks like the best bet for something more than a fuck. Or fuck all 3..
Considering I’m from Chester County, I can in fact tell you that it is one of the wealthiest Counties in the U.S. The girls from this area all drive nice cars that daddy bought them, and they take pride and brag about what big name school they’re leaving home to go to Freshman year. Apparently this Facebook post was a joke trying to catfish other girls from the area, but the stereotype is rather correct. I’ve known more girls that acted and treated people the way this Facebook posts describes, than not.
Also, I have an issue with this “grower” label. Technically we all grow, its not like we’re all just sitting around a 1/2 mast all day. Ladies if it’s cold than it shrinks, not our fault, just like when you run in the gym with the air conditioning blasting we can see your nipples sticking out through the sports bra. Part of nature..
I’d like to think I’m a hybrid of the “schlong” and “boyfriend” material. While I’m definitely not the “big banana”, I am taller than nearly everyone I meet and I played college basketball. While I’m (and it) isn’t the biggest boy on the block, we’re larger than normal. I’ve been told I have a great Johnson, and I do my best to keep it perfectly groomed, but Premed Donna if you need to do some research you just let me know.
By the way, don’t tell my online frat bros over at TFM. If anyone asks, I’m “The Disappointer”. An average sized penis & disappointing women. Its a TFM.
Let me clear up the confusion. Listing “more blowjobs” is unnecessary, you ladies should already have a conscious idea that this is something you should be trying to strive for, similar to making more sandwiches, and shutting up during football games. But at the end of the day, yes more blowjobs is a must and #Buttstuff2014
Dear HotPiece,
I would hold your hand, let you use the Netflix account whenever you want, I like red wine, and I’ll go down on you every time we get intimate.
Sincerely yours,
StarShieldandLamp
You forgot to mention that Daddy pays for said 700sq ft apartment.
I gotta agree here Tuco, The incredible amount of risk this guy is taking is unparalleled with anything I’ve ever seen or here. Girls on her period, yet regardless, you stick your head down in that direction. As if that’s not ballsy enough than he goes to tongue punch her fartbox. All around balls on this dude 10/10.
Dear Cristina,
I’m not a boob guy, they cool and all but much more of an ass man. If you have even the slightest bit of meat back there, I think we can make this work. Promise I’ll be mediocre in bed, but I’m super tall and built so I can pick you up like you’re nothing.
Sincerely,
StarShield
Wait, HotPiece you have a boyfriend? That’s a bummer I was just about to make my move and ask you out for a nice sushi dinner.
A similar situation happened to me and my one fraternuty brother our sophomore year, and HotPiece actually does a pretty solid job at helping you out on this one.
We both had a class with this girl “Kim”, in addition we each had a different class individually with her. It first started off at mixers where we would recognize each other, than all started talking in class, and eventually doing homework together. She would flirt real hard with both of us, offer to help us with homework, and late night study sessions that would end up in watching movies and making out. To her credit (and I tried several times) she didn’t give it up easy.
After about a month we both realized she would talk to us together as friends, but secretly talk to us individually flirting and wanting to hangout. Instantly it became an open competition between us to see who could get with her first.
Long story short, my friend hooked up with one of her roommates (didn’t know she was at the time) on a random weekend so she ended up choosing me. We dated the rest of that fall and into spring when it flamed out and we broke it off. She than went back to my friend who basically hit it and quit it.
Either way, if you string the guys along, you’re only baiting the line for these guys to bet who can get it first. That honestly, might already be the case. Drew looks like the best bet for something more than a fuck. Or fuck all 3..
Gotta agree with you on this one Tuco. Ranch on any pizza completely ruins it for me. Hot sauce is the way to go.
Considering I’m from Chester County, I can in fact tell you that it is one of the wealthiest Counties in the U.S. The girls from this area all drive nice cars that daddy bought them, and they take pride and brag about what big name school they’re leaving home to go to Freshman year. Apparently this Facebook post was a joke trying to catfish other girls from the area, but the stereotype is rather correct. I’ve known more girls that acted and treated people the way this Facebook posts describes, than not.
6 seconds, that’s pretty ambitious.
writing*.. fuck autocorrect.
Wait_what you need to start righting these type of articles over at TFM. It’d be a huge hit with the guys.
Will you consider an article on why you ladies should consider to do #buttstuff with your significant other?
I could use a drink.
#Buttstuff2015 is fun for everyone involved!
Also, I have an issue with this “grower” label. Technically we all grow, its not like we’re all just sitting around a 1/2 mast all day. Ladies if it’s cold than it shrinks, not our fault, just like when you run in the gym with the air conditioning blasting we can see your nipples sticking out through the sports bra. Part of nature..
I’d like to think I’m a hybrid of the “schlong” and “boyfriend” material. While I’m definitely not the “big banana”, I am taller than nearly everyone I meet and I played college basketball. While I’m (and it) isn’t the biggest boy on the block, we’re larger than normal. I’ve been told I have a great Johnson, and I do my best to keep it perfectly groomed, but Premed Donna if you need to do some research you just let me know.
By the way, don’t tell my online frat bros over at TFM. If anyone asks, I’m “The Disappointer”. An average sized penis & disappointing women. Its a TFM.
Hickeys are still a thing? I thought that was a Middle School thing.
Let me clear up the confusion. Listing “more blowjobs” is unnecessary, you ladies should already have a conscious idea that this is something you should be trying to strive for, similar to making more sandwiches, and shutting up during football games. But at the end of the day, yes more blowjobs is a must and #Buttstuff2014
I love you Hotpiece! Merry Christmas!
Honestly, even when I’m “tired’, I still want to at least get a blowjob. I find this list highly unpractical.