Uh, my penis is part of MY, body, and I get to decide what I do with it and when. Part of that decision means the right to know in advance if I’m going to get blood all over my dick if we have sex. That’s something that neither I nor most guys are comfortable with, and you don’t get to deliberately hide that information to trick us just because you feel horny that day. Consent means INFORMED consent.
Seriously, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
You don’t get put in the friend zone, you put yourself in there. Leave. It’s pretty easy, you just walk away. No one’s forcing you to continue hanging out with someone who’s not interested in you sexually. If you actually think you can put your feelings aside and legit be friends with this girl, cool. Who knows, maybe she can hook you up with one of her friends. If not, you’re free to bail at any time.
You’re not entitled to her pussy, and she’s not entitled to your time or attention. If you each want different things from each other, there’s no reason to stick around pretending otherwise. Just move on.
“Use your money wisely and make a great financial investment.”
Engagement rings are a consumer product, not an investment. Investments produce ROI. Your ring is never going to produce shit, nor is it going to appreciate in value. It’s a decorative piece of jewelry. Nothing more.
“Cute” = You’re an attractive girl who has one or more unique, endearing physical traits that make you stand out from the rest (ex: You’re unusually short, you have a tiny upturned ski jump nose, a slightly crooked smile, a short pixie haircut that looks bad on most girls but somehow works for you, etc). Celebrity examples include: Pam from The Office, Hayden Panettiere, Ellen Page, Zooey Deschanel.
“Beautiful” = You’re an attractive girl who has all of the wholesome, classically-desired feminine features (Fairly tall, high cheekbones, long shiny hair, doe eyes, perfect facial symmetry, body that is neither too skinny nor too curvy, etc). Celebrity examples: Olivia Wilde, Rachel McAdams, Kate Hudson.
“Hot” = You have a face and/or body that just screams sex. This usually involves some combination of exaggerated sex characteristics (thick pouty lips, resting bitch face, big tits, big and/or firm ass, long shapely legs, wide hips with tapered waist, hourglass figure, etc). You don’t necessarily need all of these – guys all have different preferences. One might want a girl with gigantic tits and a guge ass and doesn’t care if she’s a bit thicker around the waist. Another might want a thin girl with bee-stung lips and long legs. Celebrity examples: Kate Upton, Scarlett Johanson, Christina Hendricks.
NOTE: all three of these types are girls we want to fuck, date, and/or marry. They just inspire different initial reactions.
Nah, it’s actually much simpler than that. Grandex generates virtually all of their revenue from their retail brands (Rowdy Gentleman, Lady, etc). TSM/TFM/PGP exist as loss leaders who produce content to drive the target demo for their retail lines into a centralized place where Grandex can promote the products. Now that the brands have been independently established and are making money, media content production has declined in importance so they laid off most of the media staff to cut costs. From now on Grandex is focusing on retail. They’ll still probably operate TFM/TSM/PGP but they’re going to farm out all the content submissions to cheap freelancers (the way Buzzfeed and Bleacher Report do). Don’t expect the same level of quality you’re used to.
Grandex laid off 90% of the staff writers yesterday. They are slashing the budget on the media side of the business and shifting focus to the retail side (Rowdy Gentleman, Lady, etc) which is where virtually all of their revenue comes from.
TFM and TSM were always just a loss-leader to promote the retail brands anyway. Grandex probably looked at their traffic analytics recently and realized that most of their retail sales are coming from people who go directly to Rowdy Gentleman, Lady etc. rather than being directed there from TFM and TSM. This is an indication that the brands are established and they can start slashing staff overhead and reducing content on the media side without hurting retail sales too much.
Yesterday Grandex fired 90% of the staff writers for TFM and PGP, and everyone from TSM except Veronica. They are shifting away from original media content and focusing on the retail brands (Rowdy Gentlemen, Lady, etc), which is where virtually all of their revenue comes from anyway. TFM/TSM/PGP were little more than loss-leaders designed to drive the target demo for Grandex’ retail brands to a centralized media/lifestyle site where they could promote these products and build brand awareness. Now that this has been accomplished and the retail side is generating steady revenue, they are slashing staff on the media side to cut labor costs. TFM and PGP are going to start farming out their content submissions to freelancers. TSM will do the same (if it doesn’t just get shut down entirely).
Yeah, I’m sure you frequently drink $3,500 scotch, tryhard.
Uh, my penis is part of MY, body, and I get to decide what I do with it and when. Part of that decision means the right to know in advance if I’m going to get blood all over my dick if we have sex. That’s something that neither I nor most guys are comfortable with, and you don’t get to deliberately hide that information to trick us just because you feel horny that day. Consent means INFORMED consent.
Seriously, what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
You don’t get put in the friend zone, you put yourself in there. Leave. It’s pretty easy, you just walk away. No one’s forcing you to continue hanging out with someone who’s not interested in you sexually. If you actually think you can put your feelings aside and legit be friends with this girl, cool. Who knows, maybe she can hook you up with one of her friends. If not, you’re free to bail at any time.
You’re not entitled to her pussy, and she’s not entitled to your time or attention. If you each want different things from each other, there’s no reason to stick around pretending otherwise. Just move on.
Seriously. Group costumes are the ultimate cock-block because the girls will refuse to separate from each other the whole night. Waste of time.
Those chicks are supposed to be Minions? I thought that was an attempt at “sexy bumblebee” or some shit.
No.
“Use your money wisely and make a great financial investment.”
Engagement rings are a consumer product, not an investment. Investments produce ROI. Your ring is never going to produce shit, nor is it going to appreciate in value. It’s a decorative piece of jewelry. Nothing more.
We definitely see a girl’s asshole when we fuck her doggystyle. I always assumed all women were aware of this, but apparently not.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Guy here, allow me to explain:
“Cute” = You’re an attractive girl who has one or more unique, endearing physical traits that make you stand out from the rest (ex: You’re unusually short, you have a tiny upturned ski jump nose, a slightly crooked smile, a short pixie haircut that looks bad on most girls but somehow works for you, etc). Celebrity examples include: Pam from The Office, Hayden Panettiere, Ellen Page, Zooey Deschanel.
“Beautiful” = You’re an attractive girl who has all of the wholesome, classically-desired feminine features (Fairly tall, high cheekbones, long shiny hair, doe eyes, perfect facial symmetry, body that is neither too skinny nor too curvy, etc). Celebrity examples: Olivia Wilde, Rachel McAdams, Kate Hudson.
“Hot” = You have a face and/or body that just screams sex. This usually involves some combination of exaggerated sex characteristics (thick pouty lips, resting bitch face, big tits, big and/or firm ass, long shapely legs, wide hips with tapered waist, hourglass figure, etc). You don’t necessarily need all of these – guys all have different preferences. One might want a girl with gigantic tits and a guge ass and doesn’t care if she’s a bit thicker around the waist. Another might want a thin girl with bee-stung lips and long legs. Celebrity examples: Kate Upton, Scarlett Johanson, Christina Hendricks.
NOTE: all three of these types are girls we want to fuck, date, and/or marry. They just inspire different initial reactions.
I’m fairly certain this website has posted links to multiple leaked nude photos of male celebrities in the past….
A girl who doesn’t give blowjobs will never be marriage material.
You fucked 19 guys?
You need to see a therapist. This is not normal.
Nah, it’s actually much simpler than that. Grandex generates virtually all of their revenue from their retail brands (Rowdy Gentleman, Lady, etc). TSM/TFM/PGP exist as loss leaders who produce content to drive the target demo for their retail lines into a centralized place where Grandex can promote the products. Now that the brands have been independently established and are making money, media content production has declined in importance so they laid off most of the media staff to cut costs. From now on Grandex is focusing on retail. They’ll still probably operate TFM/TSM/PGP but they’re going to farm out all the content submissions to cheap freelancers (the way Buzzfeed and Bleacher Report do). Don’t expect the same level of quality you’re used to.
Grandex laid off 90% of the staff writers yesterday. They are slashing the budget on the media side of the business and shifting focus to the retail side (Rowdy Gentleman, Lady, etc) which is where virtually all of their revenue comes from.
TFM and TSM were always just a loss-leader to promote the retail brands anyway. Grandex probably looked at their traffic analytics recently and realized that most of their retail sales are coming from people who go directly to Rowdy Gentleman, Lady etc. rather than being directed there from TFM and TSM. This is an indication that the brands are established and they can start slashing staff overhead and reducing content on the media side without hurting retail sales too much.
Yesterday Grandex fired 90% of the staff writers for TFM and PGP, and everyone from TSM except Veronica. They are shifting away from original media content and focusing on the retail brands (Rowdy Gentlemen, Lady, etc), which is where virtually all of their revenue comes from anyway. TFM/TSM/PGP were little more than loss-leaders designed to drive the target demo for Grandex’ retail brands to a centralized media/lifestyle site where they could promote these products and build brand awareness. Now that this has been accomplished and the retail side is generating steady revenue, they are slashing staff on the media side to cut labor costs. TFM and PGP are going to start farming out their content submissions to freelancers. TSM will do the same (if it doesn’t just get shut down entirely).
Sucks, but that’s business.
Several of these guys would be considered more attractive than you are, Vern.
Rachel, if you needed a face to sit on while you read romance novels, all you had to do was ask.