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Give Dick Pics A Chance

I did not receive a dick pic until the summer before my junior year of college. At first, I was offended. Was I not pretty enough for this popular virtual, veiny exposure? Why didn’t anyone feel like I was worthy…Read More »

35 Times Beauty Is Actually Pain

In the Terms And Agreements of being a girl, Article III is entitled “Beauty is Pain.” If you were to read the fine print, specific examples of such pain are listed as follows: Waking up as the ass crack of…Read More »

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