I’d rather punch myself in the dick than propose to a girl who brings up her engagement ring preferences, especially if she tries to play it off as joking. So many red flags in one move.
His old stuff or new stuff? Girls who listen to his old stuff are fun, girls who listen to his experimental stuff don’t shave their armpits in my experience.
I like to take serious girlfriends to biker bars and FWBs to black tie restaurants. People who haven’t made it yet need to know that success is within reach, and people who have made it need to know that success is fleeting.
I try to hook up with at least one of the awkward, nerdy girls I went to high school with every time I’m home. I like how they’re too awkward to ask why I refuse to wash my hands after finger blasting to completion.
All you ladies need to do to win me over is be a thick cardigan wearing type bitch. No need to pay a few hundred of daddy’s dollars for the Asian nurse who lost her job at the hospital for doing weird stuff to coma patients to prison tattoo your eyebrows on.
I’ll wife up any mostly literate girl with most of her teeth who’s a thick 140-160lbs, trust. It’s cold out here and all the skinny slam pieces/pigs aren’t cutting it 🙁
You could be showering four times per day, sure, but if you’ve lowered your standard of hygiene to washing your hair the absolute minimum amount I’m guessing you’re not lol
I’d rather punch myself in the dick than propose to a girl who brings up her engagement ring preferences, especially if she tries to play it off as joking. So many red flags in one move.
His old stuff or new stuff? Girls who listen to his old stuff are fun, girls who listen to his experimental stuff don’t shave their armpits in my experience.
I like to take serious girlfriends to biker bars and FWBs to black tie restaurants. People who haven’t made it yet need to know that success is within reach, and people who have made it need to know that success is fleeting.
You really do know a thing or two about picking up men
I try to hook up with at least one of the awkward, nerdy girls I went to high school with every time I’m home. I like how they’re too awkward to ask why I refuse to wash my hands after finger blasting to completion.
That’s some Lawerence of Arabia looking nonsense lmao
All you ladies need to do to win me over is be a thick cardigan wearing type bitch. No need to pay a few hundred of daddy’s dollars for the Asian nurse who lost her job at the hospital for doing weird stuff to coma patients to prison tattoo your eyebrows on.
I’ll vote for a minority, and I’ll vote for a female, and I’ll vote for an old person, but not all three at once.
I’ll wife up any mostly literate girl with most of her teeth who’s a thick 140-160lbs, trust. It’s cold out here and all the skinny slam pieces/pigs aren’t cutting it 🙁
Good looking out, homie.
Nope, I make a point of pulling out after anal. The prospect of leaving a few thousand of my potential kids up someone’s butt is sad 🙁
Damn, I’d go down on that designer ALL month long (if you catch my drift) if she let me suck them toes and vape in the house.
You and Madison should come by the frat castle Friday night, I’m sure we could change your mind about a few of these. – Anal out
“Psycho” is just a justification for being into jealousy and kinky sex.
Where the fuck do you even get meth?
I’d make a fantastic step father to that flamingo.
In what world is Linkin Park representative of alternative?
Yeah, you’re totally not just their whore. They’re YOUR fuck toys! You go sweetheart.
You could be showering four times per day, sure, but if you’ve lowered your standard of hygiene to washing your hair the absolute minimum amount I’m guessing you’re not lol
Totally agree, I eat out period pussy on the reg. It’s not like I’m a vegetarian or anything.