Blondie excels at being an underachiever. She is currently trying to add an extra year onto her undergrad so she can continue to down $7 bottles of wine in an environment that encourages her erratic behavior. After graduation, she has big plans to flunk out of a prestigious law school. Email her compliments and Netflix suggestions at [email protected]
EDIT** if you suggest Black Mirror she's already seen it. So stop suggesting it. Seriously. Please stop suggesting it.
You can shower 4 times a day and still only wash your hair once a week… It’s this super nifty tool called a “shower cap.” It’s sole purpose is to wear it as a CAP on your head to keep your hair from getting wet while in the SHOWER. It only came out like 70 fucking years ago, though. So I see how you’d miss it.
I don’t get this entitlement haha what’s so “awesome” about being a decent human? When my friends are having a particularly shitty day and I bring them wine, I’m not trying to get them to lick my clit. I’ve never once heard a girl be like “my boyfriend failed his test and is fucking miserable so I’m bringing him his favorite burger to cheer him up. Hopefully he’ll munch some box.” Being a good person isn’t something that should need to be rewarded, and doing something nice in order to be rewarded isn’t being a good person.
I’m saying that it’s not a coincidence if he likes every single one of your posts except when there’s a guy in it or a friend he doesn’t like. When there’s a pattern, there’s intention
If they do, I’m fasho calling the kid “John-ye”
Sage the Gemini
Mine was so accurate. It was like you saw into my soul
Welcome to Total Sorority Move comedy website… where comedic articles are written lmao
Girl. You don’t even have a profile picture. Like sorry she’s confident to show the entire site what she looks like? I mean, that’s more than you can say. As someone who enjoys fucking girls I know not all girls are beautiful, but EVERY girl has enough insecurities without some random trying to tear her down. If YOU don’t think she’s cute so fucking what dude? Your opinion of her shouldn’t influence her opinion of herself, and you shouldn’t try to. Like to go out of your way to try to tear down a girl with high self-esteem just for the lolz is pathetic. Be happy that we’re in a time where women are confident and try to enforce that.
Literally what is the point of saying that? Why? Even if this wasn’t a joke, are you that insecure that you can’t handle a girl having a high self-esteem? Some girls honest to God look in the mirror and LOVE what they see, and that should not be a threat to you.
I appreciate what you do for this site
I consider myself a pretty understanding human, but I can’t wrap my head around girls at guys night. So-effing-what if they’re there with the singles? Isn’t the point of guys night to have GUYS only?
When will boys learn that their homies girlfriends make the best wing women? If you’re trying to get laid, bring around the cool girlfriends that will help talk you up without it being your boy talking you up. Like, duh.
Call me old-fashioned/insecure/a GD forward thinker, but no girlfriends should extend to random skanks as well.
Protip: if you add him on Snapchat he’ll probably add you back. It’s danregester. Go get ’em, tiger
SDA was chill as fuck. I took yoga for three semesters and screen printing for two. It was basically a teenager playground
He’s not ready for kids till he’s fucked a gilf jk too far
Hi, author here. Selena Gomez checked herself into rehab for her mental health… Completely independent of lupus. “I started to have panic attacks right before getting onstage, or right after leaving the stage. Basically I felt I wasn’t good enough, wasn’t capable.” Source: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/selena-gomez-on-mental-health-therapy-instagram/amp
She’s killing the game career wise no doubt. But she can have a successful career and still be a completely shit friend, so I’m not sure what your argument is. Producing 13 Reasons Why doesn’t excuse her for dating her “friend’s” exes. That’s literally what this article is about.
Same! Everyone now and again I’ll hook up with a guy that’s bare and at this point it kind of grosses me out. It’s like they’re too young or that they try too hard.
Welcome home, Queen <3
*flashback to today as I’m still not hot and boys still don’t pay attention to me*
I was unaware anyone still considered Robert to be a kardashian. He’s literally the Dan Humphrey of Kardashians. That being said, I’d say you’re way better than a Rob.
I sent in my resume